Pita pita! Wait, have I told you this story? It’s not a story. But it reminds me of the way my sister and I say heater. And that is, heatah heatah! But back to back, very fast and obnoxiously high pitched. We’re the worst. Pita pita! Never mind. Ready to peepeth? It seems like a […]
It’s summer in a wrap, bay-buh! And I’ll tell you this now, it’s everything you’ve ever needed. It has CRUNCH. It has cool and creamy. It has toasted tortillas. I don’t even need to mention the tomatoes and red onion, right? I’m telling you, summer perfection. Let us peepeth. I didn’t get a chance to […]
Two things. Three things. 1) Hi! You look pretty today. New shampoo? 2) THESE WRAPS. We’ll get there. 3) Do you know what today is? Besides another day I refuse to wash my hair? It’s Hunger Action Day! Which is::: a time for hunger-relief advocates to focus efforts on one day for greater impact. It […]
‘Bout to change. yo. life. and. weeknights. and. mouth. To the naked eye, it might appear that this is a warm, luscious, gooey, cheesy casserole filled with warm, luscious, gooey, cheesy fillings. Which . . . okay, that wouldn’t be a bad thing. But! It’s not. THIS, my infant pigeon babies, is my new weeknight, […]
I have a kitchen. A real life kitchen with lights and electricity. A real life kitchen with water and soap and hand lotion. A real life kitchen with a sink so large, Hugh Hefner himself would glow at the possibilities. A real life kitchen with drawers so soft and slick, I’ll no longer look like […]
