I have found the most delicious loophole in life. Before I go any further, let me just say that yes, it has the word ranch in the title, but no, this won’t break your diet! If anything, it helps your diet. Because hi, ranch. (and cheeseandchipsandbread) And not only that, DOUBLE ranch. You might need […]
ACTUAL FOOD. Did you think I’d forgotten what it was and how to post it? Well, o come all ye faithful. And y o u g u y s, this is a good’n. It all started in the summer of 1976 when I was born. Hold on, that’s a little too far back. It all […]
b u r r i t o s f o r p r e s i d e n t. When you go out for Mexican, what do you normally order? Tacos? Burritos? Chimichangas? (Sure, Neil. No problem. We’ll end the season with the pachenga.”- NTM) Fajitas? Taco salad? A huge vat of cheese dip […]
Bumper crop meets pasta = HUZZAH. I almost didn’t shoot this recipe. It was such a last-minute kitchen-sink throw together, so it didn’t really occur to me. Then Aaron was like, “Are you going to shoot this?” And I was like, “Naw.” And he was like, “You better did.” And I was like, “You better […]
Weeeeeell hello there. I see your dinner and raise you CUBAN SLIDERS. Let me just start by saying two things. Three things. A few things: * There will never be enough articulation in any universe to describe my immortal devotion to these sliders. * Obviously I didn’t invent this recipe, but I did tweak a […]
I keep wanting to type smokey and then I realize there are no bears in this bean soup. Close though! Beans. Bears. Smokey the Bear soup. Smoky the bean soup? Never mind. SOUP! And this one is so stupid easy you’ll have actual time to drink the eggnog without the whole IV thing. Don’t ask. […]
Hey hey from Little Rock, Arkansas! Let’s get posoled. I know it’s Turkey-giving week and all, but I like to look ahead into the future, past the gobble, to see just what it may hold. Even though I already ate this last week. So technically we’re looking at my past. But let’s pretend we’re looking […]
More clean eating! Just kidding. I’ll just call this good-times-giddy-pants eating. Stick-to-ya-ribs eatin’. Ain’t-nothin’-wrong-wid-it eatin’. PASTA. And slow cooked pork! With a bunch of smoked paprika in it. Glory hallelujah. Who rightly cares if it’s July, it’s easy and succulent and PASTA. . . . and slow cooked pork! You can pick any pasta […]
Are you March Madnessing? I think I still am. Which is weird for me because I’m totally not into sports. Unless you count ping pong and coffee creamer flipping. WHAT, there is a real art there, you guys. The teams that we were rooting for are all basically done. Judge Judy would be so mad […]
Well blaze of glory I’m posting food. I’ve got one baby in a body sling and the other hanging from the ceiling fan blades. I’m doing A’IGHT. So check this out. I actually cooked three nights in a row! THREE. 3! TOIS. I have no idea how and I’m pretty sure a pacifier or 40 […]
