Aaaaand all of my followers just abandoned me forever. Actually, I’d be willing to put down TWO ENTIRE WASHINGTONS and bet there are more sardine lovers out there than we think. Eh? Are there? Hello? WHERE MY SARDINIES AT. (I promise never to say “sardinies” ever again.) This is the thing. Sardines are a regular […]
See this is why I can’t watch sports. Mainly because 97% of the time, I have zero idea who’s on first and what’s on second and what match is this and why are they wearing fanny packs on their butts and where can I get one? But mostly, because WHEN I watch, the team loses. […]
Fa! Ri! Fl! Ot! Da! Y! Sa! M! You want to know what I’m sick of? Hotels. Wait! Hear me out on this. Hotels. MASSIVE, posh, too-expensive, froo froo hotels. It’s not that I think they’re BAD. Because they’re definitely not an awful place to be. I’m no animal. It’s just . . . . […]
So I kept it classic! Sort of. A little bit. With a smidge of embellishments. But nothing weird. Maybe. Actually, I feel the need to tell you straight up immediately this second that there IS a can of condensed soup in this. Don’t delete me from your life! I couldn’t help it. When I read […]
SO. OKAY. We’ve had no power for four days. Are you sick of me talking about it yet? 🙂 I’ll stop. We can talk about this soup. It’s a soup that only those with electricity can make. Which I don’t right now. I don’t have electricity. Just in case you didn’t know. I’m at a […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRAR-RAR. OMG THE END OF MAISEL. No spoilers, promzee! I’ll speak in CODE. Just kidding. But I swear I won’t give anything away. Now, I’ve never been particularly DRAWN to Joel. He’s okay. A complete doo-doo face for what he did to Midge early on. But I know he’s in pain, and he’s trying, and […]
“Snacks” being used loosely here. More like Bagel Pizza WAY OF LIFE. What happened was, one late afternoon last fall, Will was “STARVING, MOOOOOOM.” So I made him a quick bagel pizza (nothing new, I know), with pizza sauce and lunch meat (not reinventing the bagel wheel here), a few greens tucked in (sneaky like […]
First recipe of 2019! AND IT IS A BURRITO. But like, obscene burritos. Because a) they’re partly slow cooker, b) but simple and wildly flavorful, and c) you put them on a platter and broil cheese on top and become the queen of life. It’s the new year, SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE. Alright, so look. […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFlotsam! I mean Friday. I got confused. Okay, what is a weighted blanket? BESIDES the fact that it’s a blanket that’s weighted. Der. But like, what does she do? Ever since December 26th I’ve been seeing them blanketing (haha) social media, and a lot of you told me you got one for Christmas. THEN because […]
Happy New Yeaaaaaaar! Let’s ease into this thing, ‘mkay? Last year I left you with music, and this year, I’m welcoming you back with music! It’s the only way. That and, I got lazy yesterday and didn’t want to edit a recipe. (WHERE ARE EMOJIS WHEN YOU NEED THEM.) How was your break? Too long? […]
