Let’s eat some beans! (my eight year olds would insert a toot emoji, if there was such a thing.) Spring is in ten days. Not that we’d even know it with the five-to-seven inches of snow falling outside my window at this very moment. But let’s say it together just to feel something inside our […]
Pappardelle with a Simple Tomato Sauce
This is it. This is the dinner that’s going to send you straight into orbit. We can even hold hands if you wa- no? Okay. I posted a photo of this recipe in Stories a while back, and a whole slew of you with foaming, unhinged jaws and psycho eyes came at me immediately. Simmer […]
Friday Flotsam
FRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr. I have a sourdough starter! My friend Anna gave me a sourdough starter. And now I get WHAT the heck it is. It’s a bubble sludge. A pre-dough bubble sludge. Not quite dough, not quite loogie. Somewhere in between. And today I have to “feed” it, you guys. I think I might just give […]
Snack Time Sushi
OKAY, these are a complete blast so I’m going to need your full attention. Ready, Freddy? (jk) Snack sushi rolls! This is not actual sushi with raw fish. (Which I love and have posted before), but these are the ultimate kid-friendly sushi rolls. Snack time. Anytime. Now time. I’ll show you three versions in this […]
Monthly Mixtape: Swept Patios and Shaken Rugs
March! That window is gonna be open today, babe. March is a b, though. Just when we get excited about bulbs peeking through the frigid ground, or the grass clicking (clicking?) one teeny shade greener than it was last week, or fuzzy little buds on the ends of tree limbs just begging to plump, it’ll […]
Friday Flotsam
Fridaaaaaayyyyaaaaaah! (<–see I can keep it mild.) Can we just talk about the bedpan situation around the grandparents’ bed in Willy Wonka real quick? I know it’s been at the top of your to-dissect list. First of all, four elderly grandparents. In a full-size bed. Together. CONSTANTLY. And apparently none of them can walk? At […]
Herring Po’ Boy
Finally, a tinned fish recipe! You had to see this coming. Listen, I may be one of a few on this island of tinned fish lovers, but if I convince even ONE of you out there to try this is some form, my job is done. Retiring. Cawlin’ eet. jay kay. But really, if you’ve […]
Smoked Cajun Chicken and Sausage Soup
The Smoked Cajun Soup! Oh, I’ve been embarrassingly excited to show you this. PHENOM. Stupid flavorful. And you can make it work without a smoker, so don’t get murdery just yet. Let us peepeth. The one thing missing from this photo because I’m a ding-dong is a can of diced tomatoes. Get one! And these […]
Friday Flotsam
FRRRRRRRRRRRRlotdaysomefri! Or something like that. I finally made a reel! (I felt your collective groan.) Technically, I made two reels. One that is just horrible, and one slightly more tolerable. But they’re fun! You guys I have resisted for SO LONG. This grumpy grandma did not want to get with the times. Well, in a […]
Creamy Parmesan Chicken Meatballs with Egg Noodles
Let’s make meatballs! But with chicken. And truck loads of fresh parmesan. And our blistered soul. I love this recipe so much because it’s nothing but comfort. The meatballs are creamy in their own way because of the milk and cheese and rustic breadcrumbs. Flecked with herbs and enhanced with garlic, it’s illegally delish. And […]