Bread. Art. You guys!!! If there is something more cut out for my life, I’m willing to hear it. But I’m not sure there is. I am dying over this. DYING. And it’s like, not even that great. Of course I’ve seen these garden art designs on Pinterest for a while, and have been obsessed […]
Honestly, where do they all go? Also, Octobeeeeer! My favorite ‘er of them all. The theme with this month’s playlist? Ya know, nothing really. Actually, let me ask you something: do you like themes? Do you prefer themes? Or just you like an overall feel? I think sometimes that might be what I mean by […]
Foooooorrrrrrrrrdaeeeee. Let’s have a quick chat about something. And this is mildly controversial, given its popularity and current trending existence. I’m going to let you know gently where I stand. Very gently and very lightly, okay? Butter boards. NOOOOOOOOOO EWWWWWWWWW WHYYYYYYY? Can this end? How can we end this? It is disgusting, unsanitary and barfy […]
It looks fancy, but honestly it’s fish and beans. Just fish and beans. But we made it fashion. Also my fish completely flaked in the pan while I was searing, but I’m still a good person. Also also this takes 15 minutes to make. Woo hoo! You in? Let us peepeth. And listen, you can […]
Oh hellooooo, fall. I see you. This is what happens when you take chicken tenders, cut them up, sear them with olives and red wine and crushed tomatoes and ORZO. A heavy hand of parmesan and freshly chopped parsley to garnish, plus a drizzle of extra-virgin olive oil? Stop. Stop it. It’s quite divine, I […]
Fffffffffffffffflertserm. Uhhhhh what do you do with the teeth? You know what, let me back up. What do you do with all the children’s teeth in the night? Yeah, still sounding psycho. AS THE TOOTH FAIRY, what are we supposed to do all these nasty chiclet face bones that we’ve collected through the years? Give […]
BEWKS! (<–who else in this group wants to flush that down the toilet?) So, my reading pace this year isn’t what it uhhhh, used to be. Listen to this, I had my GoodReads reading challenge goal set at 40 books this year. Ten less than last year, just knowing that the rhythm of (the night?) […]
You know like, pizza pie. Although this feels more appetizery to me, it is still pizza dough, and sinfully fall with all those delicate apples and creamy slices of brie. You are going to need to sit down for this. Heck, you might even lie down. Whatever you need to do. Let us peepeth. I’ve […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrffff? WELL, I was going to ask you all about puffer vests. I randomly deci- okay. It wasn’t random. It was sort of random, but let me tell you how I got there. Listen close because this is weird. I was scrolling IG earlier this week and I came across some Emmy winners’ interviews. And […]
Is it breakfast? Is it dessert? Is it in your mouth in less than what’s appropriate? All correct answers. So listen to this, the first time I made this recipe, the vision was . . . well, I’m not sure what it was. You know I tend to *experiment* with baking, which drives Aaron bananas […]
