This old thing? Oh, it’s just your new all-time favorite meal of ever. Even IF it’s 57,923,426,1524547643,0023857723,,,34356 degrees outside. Times 80. It’s still going to rock your mouth off. There IS one crucial thing to know about this recipe, and that is: you can go two different ways with it. Which, I guess there are […]
Frahdee Frahdee Frahdee. Frahdee. I had this crazy dream like an hour ago that I have to tell you about. It’s quick and painless, I swear! I was returning some jeans to a store in the plaza, and I took the grems, and the store didn’t have a play area for them, so the store […]
Patio part-aaaay! And by party I mean me sitting on my patio alone with a glass (bottle?) of rosé. Are you a patio person? (Not to be confused with pod person.) Like, do you host, hang outside, grill, read, play corn hole (<–I’ll never not say corn hole), have picnics, stick your feet in the […]
Mmmmm Earth eating! (that sounded better in my head) First of all, it was McStormy-doo while I was shooting this recipe, so I opted for my phone to make things easier. So, if things seem slightly blurry, it’s definitely your eyes. Not my phone. It’s you. All you. Glad we got that out of the […]
Friiiieeeeeedayyyyyeeeeeeee!.!.!!!…! O M G. I have the craziest dream to tell you all about! It’s about Justin Bieber. And I’m not even a Justin Bieber person. Perhaps my subconscious is? Ew. Anyway, I had the dream earlier this week, but I wrote it all down the SECOND I woke up, so I could relay it […]
*This post is totally sponsored by The Quaker Oats Company. But of course, all complete honesty and opinions are my own, duders.* I’m about to make your kids absurdly happy. First of all, this is basically a jar of nourishment for breakfast. IN A DESSERT COSTUME. You guys, until now, I’d never realized that overnight […]
This is going be so corny, you guys. OHHHHHHHH no I diiiii’int. Do you Mexican street your corn? Yes, Mexican streeting is a verb. Duh. I halfway Mexican streeted my corn over the weekend, then decided upon consumption that I must definitely full-on Mexican street my corn, and show it to you so that you […]
FREENER. FREELEE. FREEDER? Friday. Do you twitch? You know what, let me start over. Do your muscles ever twitch, say – after a run? You know how you’ll exercise, then you slow down, sit down, and then your legs flicker all up and down with tiny electric fish under your skin? WHAT IS THAT. And […]
Let’s see just how awkward I can make things over the next 3.5 minutes. Yes, Mom, that’s underwear. Men’s underwear. On my website. Wait, are you calling your church pastor? To the rest of you, it’s time for a Father’s Day giveaway! (obviously something dude related, because, ^^^ ahem.) I don’t know if you remember […]
A few things: Happy almost June! I know it’s not technically the new month yet, but I jumped the gun yesterday and ripped May straight up off my wall calendar, so that a fresh, blank month could smile right back at me. Ahhhhh. Of course it was only blank for 1.7863 minutes, before I penciled […]
