I’m going to go ahead and call this week what it is: Appetizers For Your Face Cavern. Yerp, snackies all week long! And what better way to kick it off than with a mouthful of bullalo, raaa-haaawwwwt? On top of that, this recipe isn’t really even a recipe. It’s pretty much a super speedy trickster […]
This is the kind of food you eat when it’s technically spring yet it WON’T STOP SNOWING. But I’m not bitter or anything. Look at what we get to eat! Let me just set the scene for ya real quick. It was the other day and I was hungry. The end. I’m just kidding. So […]
Doesn’t beer-steaming sound like the most wonderful thing on Earth? (But first, a quick apology at how blurry these photos are. It was pouring rain and my hair was on fire and I think my neurological system was experiencing some malfunctions.) That said, I seriously think I could beer-steam everything ever. Beer-steamed chicken? Why not? […]
Welcome back to the Bev Turns Something Into Mini Pizzas Show. You may recall the episode earlier this week featuring these ridiculous deep dish polenta pies. And now these. What am I even doing. Somebodyyyy stop meeeeeh! (name that movie) You know, if I’m going to have my own show, I should really do it […]
These here mushroom thingies are the new black. The new black, along with lots of bright greens, pops of white and earthy browns. So I guess you can erase what I just said. But not really because I wasn’t meaning it literally, even though two sentences ago made it sound like I was. So I […]
(Originally posted two Superbowls ago. Whenever that was. Like two years ago. Okay bye.) Let’s get ready to RUMBLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. That’s not it at all, is it? It’s a ping pong tournament on Sunday, right? Shuffleboard? Moonwalking whilst covered in tar and feathers and reciting Emily Dickinson with a cake on your head competition? Who cares. […]
Fried Food Friday. You like it? Not that I feel this should be like, a thing. I’m just mighty fond of alliteration and good times, holmes. PLERS, I fry food like once every 24 millennia, so we have to celebrate! You know, celebrate good times. Come on. TRUTH BE TOLD: A) One of these days […]
You know how when you close your eyes at night, images appear behind your eyelids? And it’s not your imagination really, they’re just random what-have-you designs that place themselves there without permission or inhibition? Do you know what I’m talking about? Well, the other night whilst in bed (am I a total troll using the […]
Yeah we need to talk. First of all, Parenthood. OOOOMMMMGGGmyachybreakyheart. I’m not completely caught up, but I’m in the current season. Well, I’m only fifteen minutes into the current season because Hulu decided to get all jankidy jank on me last night. But by the looks of things, I’m due for a colossal breakdown riiiiight […]
J’eat your black-eyed peas yesterday? I sure hope you took ’em down like barbarians because I don’t even wanna know what happened come sunrise today. DANGER LURKS, YOU GUYS. It lurks. Now that we’re all getting back into the grind, finding our groove, getting back into the groove and finding our grind, I felt it […]
