Changing it up today! Because it’s Christmas and I’m feeling naughty. Remember back in August when we drove to Arkansas to see new houses and to celebrate my birthday and to eat stinky cheeses and drink rosé on blankets outside and hug necks of my friends and fam? This photo is from that trip! JK. […]
This it is. Here it is. It’s the one. It’s here. It is happening. I like to deem this meal, the ONE THAT SAVES YOUR WAISTLINE IN DECEMBER. And your sanity. And your taste buds. Because seriously, you have to be getting sick of all those Christmas cookies, right? No? Really? Not sick of ’em? […]
Because I’m lazy and can’t bloody decorate a gingerbread man properly. That’s the full title. But look how cute! And EASY. That has to be key. If I’m sitting around with a piping bag, a glass of wine and a colossal lack of precision, I will straight up ruin Christmas. We can’t have that. So […]
FLEE LAA DEE DAA YEE YAA YAAH YAH YOO. I need help! (<–You seriously didn’t see that coming?) OKAY, I’m on the search for the perfect coral lip GLOSS. Not stick. Not balm. Not tub. GLOSS. And don’t try to sell me on Lipsense. That is prison for the mouth. I need something with a […]
O. M. G. I’m sorry, but you’re about to throw away and violently torch all the previous lasagna recipes you’ve ever known after this. JAY KAY JAY KAY jay kay. But really, this gnocchi-take on lasagna is going to creep into your psyche and hibernate there until you decide to make lasagna. And then you’ll […]
Want to hear a funny story? Funny like ha ha. Of course you do. I totally posted the wrong blog post yesterday. COMPLETE WRONG BLOG POST. And I didn’t even notice it for like, almost four hours! I posted an old summer post – zucchini crostini. WHICH YOU CAN SEE HOW I MADE THE MISTAKE. […]
FrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrJOHNNY! I mean IDAY! Aren’t you just a little bit curious about Red Lobster? I mean, it is STILL IN BUSINESS. How? How has it not totally sunk by now? (<—ha! sunk. never mind.) I was at a little wine tasting last night and Red Lobster came up (obviously by me), and a dude was […]
You know me and a good nibble spread. I feel like I’m constantly posting overheads of nosh spreads. It’s a sickness from which I never want to be healed. But this one is boomtastic BECAUSE it’s just in time for all your holiday party madness. (“I’m ready to par-taaaaaaaaayyyyy with-thaaa-best-of-them-and I’m gonna go down TO […]
THE TIME HAD COME. To carefully craft our Christmas wish lists in honest hearts and flawless penmanship for the jolly man up north. And by that I mean, “MOM HOW DO YOU SPELL ANNA AND ELSA?” Le sigh. But we did it! Successfully wrote out our (their) Christmas lists for Santa, made it all the […]
HO HO HOOOOOOOw did I almost not make you a mixtape this Christmas? How? How. Because this whole time I’ve even mourning in my head and out loud to everyone, ” I can’t top last year. I can’t. There’s no way. I’m done. Throwing in the towel. Handin’ in my keys.” But you guys. I […]
