Are you ready for this? Rotisserie. Chicken. That’s right, pigeons! I used a rotis in this here curry. You’re either joining together in an ’80s-style slow clap, orrrrr your eyes are stuck in the back of your head from that massive eye roll. This is the thing. I wanted to come up with a super […]
First recipe of the year! Of course we’re slurpin’. Spaghetti and Meatball Soup. You guys, I thought I was inventing something BRAND NEW to the world, until I googled it and saw exactly 2934834674234o352y3248347342 recipes for it. Oh. But! As I sifted through a few recipes, I found that they really ranged from WAY SIMPLE […]
I don’t think we’ve slurped enough this season. Usually I say this next sentence towards the end, but I just can’t rightly deal with suffering in silence that long. I cannot WAIT for you to make this soup! It has everything. Yesyesyesyesyesyes. (<–name that character) Sausage (yes), mini pasta (hurts), rustic fire-roasted tomatoes (heavens), cream […]
Bumper crop meets pasta = HUZZAH. I almost didn’t shoot this recipe. It was such a last-minute kitchen-sink throw together, so it didn’t really occur to me. Then Aaron was like, “Are you going to shoot this?” And I was like, “Naw.” And he was like, “You better did.” And I was like, “You better […]
And I mean cotton-pickin’ simple. It’s the end of summer. We ain’t got no time for riff raff. Ain’t got no time for willy nilly. Ain’t got no time for whip snip dipper dap snickery do loo. (I don’t have answers.) This is so simple it’s plain silly. But I like it! I like silly. […]
Remember when you used to pronounce penne as penny? Oh that wasn’t you? It was only me? Oh. But remember when you thought it was actually pronounced pen? . . . Wait, not you? Just me? Again? Oh. Well did you know that in actuality it’s pronounced pennUHHOOTENANY? I’m just kidding it’s not. I’m just […]
I feel like all I ever show you is pasta. You’re welcome? But this one is different because there’s a major MAJOR James Bond trickster secret I pulled in it. Well, to be fair, Aaron first pulled this trickster secret on me, causing a no-way-you’re-kidding-smoochy-high-five-flip out, thus propelling my neurotic interests into overdrive, causing me […]
I think every Monday needs to start with pasta. Actually, I think every day needs to start with pasta, but that’s an issue I should address on my own. In a locked bathroom. With a bowl of pasta. So this here lil’ ditty is yet another Aaron creation. AH KNOOOOW, AH KNOOOOW. Get off my […]
I bet naan of you saw this coming, did ya? OHHHH, so sorry. So bad. So bad it’s good. So good it’s bad. So bad it’s bad. I’m confused. It’s been 25 seconds since I’ve posted a pizza, so obviously I’m behind schedule. And this one is veggotron loaded, so there’s no excuse in not […]
Pasta will always be the answer. Man alive, I asked you guys for help and THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. Thank you all for your super rad suggestions! I’m gonna do my verrr best to touch on all of it. Maybe twice. MAYBE THRICE. But for today, we have bacon. And orzo. And vegetables. And lemon […]
