Hi, I think I’ve posted this recipe before! Great. I’m not even going to look back through the archives and check, though. But it feels so familiar. It’s probably a weeeee bit different, so let’s pretend it’s brand new. Because it is! Brand new! I think. Okay I went back and looked. It’s a little […]
Time to unleash our inner closet sorority girl! Is “inner closet” repetitively redundant? Eh, who’s to say. RANCH pizzas. I’m not even sorry about how much I love ranch dressing. And I’m not sure if sorority girls even like ranch dressing anymore. Do they? BACK IN MY DAY (said like the Grandpa Simpson) it was […]
Creamy and dreamy. Are you seeing this? I have 150 pages of left of The Great Alone and every time I make a food, eat a food, look at a food I think, “The Allbrights really would have liked this. Well, Cora and Leni would. ERNT can eat his own toenails.” What was I saying? […]
SLUUUUURP. Also known as, what I say every September when I post the first soup recipe. Even IF it’s going to reach 90 effin’ degrees today, I still count September as the official start to slurp season, so there, Mama Nay Nay. And it’s curry! We like curry, right? Of course we do. It’s curry. […]
I’ve never understood why it’s not firey. Fiery makes me say it like this – feary. But with an English accent. And a tiny troll on the r. Fearrry. And with the corners of my mouth turned down. And I’m wearing lace around my neck. And I’m holding a parasol. With fringe. Never mind. Let’s […]
JUST look at that crunch. Because yeah, we’re frying. (!) Flash frying. (!!) And I don’t think anyone can get upset about it. Unless you hate life. Beyond THAT plot twist, listen to what we’re doing with the shrimp. We’re marinating in buttermilk. Buttermilk! Remember my Buttermilk Cornish Game Hens from back in January? It’s […]
Also known as, my five-year old daughter’s advanced tongue’s favorite food. SHRIMP. Isn’t that so bizarre?! She loves it. Craves it. Asks for it. And I’m always like, “SHRIMP? REALLY? Don’t you want peanut butter and jelly or cheese and crackers or like, candy? Here, open your mouth and let me pour this sugar straight […]
TACO TUESDAY. I seriously don’t think I’ve ever posted tacos on a Tuesday. Who am I? I figured before it’s bullz-out holiday madness, we’ll grub on something not-so-bullz-out holiday madness. Like shrimp tacos! But I threw in sweet potatoes because October. Don’t get mad. And I made them little so you can eat 145. This […]
Um, enter at your own delicious, delicious risk. BECAUSE THIS IS ILLEGALLY GOOD. It’s one of those recipes with that total booming umami combo, ya know. Bacon, sun-dried tomatoes, REAL BUTTER (not the fake alien stuff in the tub. go real. always real.), shrimp, fresh lemon, cheddar cheese and the curliest pasta ya ever did […]
Also known as, salad night just got awesome. Do you salad night? I say it like it’s a verb. But it is. Salad night. It’s an action! We salad night once or twice a week, normally on Monday nights. I’ve been trying to jazz it up lately (don’t tell anyone I just said jazz it […]
