O BEAUUUUUTIFUL FOR SPAAAACIOUS SKIES, FOR AMBER WAVES OF GRAAAAAIN. Oh, hey. I made dessert! But it’s a Bev-style dessert, where there’s no crying or sweating involved. It’s nothing like this grilled sponge cake I had to make for a client yesterday and omgomgomg, I was a hot mess. All the folding of egg whites […]
Weeeeeeeeeell, well, well. Look who made bressertfast. Oh no, it’s an actual true factual word combining breakfast and dessert. I didn’t make it up at all. It’s in the Webster, but don’t try to look it up right now because I think their site is down or something. I realize that to the naked eye, […]
Do you even want to know how long it took me to figure out how to type those little accent thingies? Only like 5 seconds because I just copy and pasted it from the interflex. HA-BIGGIDY. Alrighty, this post is obviously way less about a recipe, and more about . . . A SWELL […]
This is the kind of food you eat when it’s technically spring yet it WON’T STOP SNOWING. But I’m not bitter or anything. Look at what we get to eat! Let me just set the scene for ya real quick. It was the other day and I was hungry. The end. I’m just kidding. So […]
Come and knock on my dooooor. I’ve been waiting for youuuuu. Where there’s coconut milk skillet ca-akes, and kahlúa sauce toooooo. Hi. Happy Fridee! We made it. And this boo boo bear’s got dessert to prove it. I’d also like to make a very important announcement! I’m deeply sorry for referring to myself just now […]
Or as I like to call them, Bev’s HA HA HA Attempt At Baking Cookies. Truth be told, these were actually my second attempt. Remember this? Rrrrright. I don’t know what I’m trying to prove here either. That I can bake cookies? That I should bake cookies? That if I want to pull up the […]
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAAAAY. I swear I’m not going to scream at you this entire post. BUT, we have one week left until Christmas and I’m sorry but the situation is getting mighty serious. All caps serious. First of all, where are you on your shopping? Like, on a scale from […]
So this is kind of funny . . . And yes, this is my FOURTH dessert post on my blog. What is even happening right now. Alert the authorities. So a couple of weeks ago we were exchanging Christmas wish lists with ze family, and my Father-in-law made this hilaaaarious suggestion of bringing down […]
Guess what mama brought to the party. Ew I don’t even know why I said that. Oh wait! Yes I do, I’m a nerd. Anyway, guess who has a 3rd dessert on her blog?! Meeee! Weeee! Yaaaay! Hooraaay! Confettiiii! But maybe pick it up after you’ve thrown it all on the floor? Especially if any […]
Dudes. Hark. Are you seeing that light coating of drizzleness sliding down those lemon slices? I don’t want to give anything away, but it’s butter. Pure unadulterated butter. It’s soft butter whisked with white wine and garlic and parsley and lemon juice. But I don’t want to give anything away. And see what’s under all […]
