STRATAAAAAA. (said like, STELLAAAAA. you know, from Seinfeld? never mind.) But seriously, you guys. STRATA. With apples! And cheddar! And Canadian Bacon! (not gonna say, “oh my” against the rage of my inner soul fairies.) Remember a long time ago a week ago when we went apple picking and Will pooped his pants and I […]
Let’s start summer with butter, ‘mkay? A HONEY THYME BUTTER. It’s almost not even a recipe. It’s more like, a way of life. I’m basically giving you this recipe as a springboard into your future. It will take you places you’ve never dreamed. You’ll see things you never imagined. You’ll dance like you never danced […]
Oh, girl. I have an idea for your Mother’s Day breakfast and I want this to be any part, some part and all parts of it. Hashtag goat cheese? But this is the thing. You should know, this entire recipe was built around that small cast iron skillet casserole dish thingy. I’m a bona fide […]
SPRING IS NEXT WEEK. (sorry to scream.) Do you remember in that one Gilmore Girls episode when Richard’s had a heart issue and he’s in the hospital, and Emily’s running around all distracted about FISH and the HOUSE and her JUMPSUIT and what not? And Lorelai’s all, “Mom, simmer it.” And Emily’s all, “WHAT, FISH […]
*This post is totally sponsored by The Quaker Oats Company. But of course, all complete honesty and opinions are my own, duders.* I’m about to make your kids absurdly happy. First of all, this is basically a jar of nourishment for breakfast. IN A DESSERT COSTUME. You guys, until now, I’d never realized that overnight […]
Breakfast! And also, I lost my camera cord. You know the cord that attaches the camera to the computer so you can dump photos? Lost it. And it’s MAKING ME CRAZY. I use it almost every single day. It’s always in one spot! And now it’s completely gone. Vanished. Disappeared. This has twins written all […]
It’s the most wonderful meaaaaaal of the daaaaaay. With the protein all runny and oozy and sunny you’ll want a whole traaaaaaaay, it’s the most wonderful meaaaaaaal of the daaaaay. It’s the hap-happiest tiiiiime for your faaaaaace. With some leafy greens blistered and aged cheese all toastered, you’ll want to embraaaaace, it’s the hap-happiest […]
Balemtime’s Bay! Yeah, I’m that obnoxious d-bucket who says Balemtime instead of Valentine. I know. I’m actually getting mad just typing it out. What’s even worse is if you heard me say it. It’s not a regular voice. Oh gosh no. It’s a high-pitched squeak that sounds somewhere between a dolphin and a drunk muppet. […]
It’s not too soon after Thanksgiving to eat tortillas, is it? NEVAAAAAAAH. I seriously couldn’t live without tortillas. I’m pretty sure that instead of blood coursing through my veins, there are tiny chunks of tortilla just swimming and floating around. That was disgusting. I posted these taquitos on Tablespoon a while back, on National Clean […]
Mooooore pancakes! (but you have to say it like, “Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!”) Not the Shining one. The Johnny Carson one. OMG, speaking OF: now that it’s October, Aaron and I are starting to put together a scary movie list to go through this month leading up to Halloween. It’s our annual Weidner tradition. No one can […]
