Most Ridiculous Breakfast Sandwich Ever

It’s the most wonderful meaaaaaal of the daaaaaay.


With the protein all runny and oozy and sunny you’ll want a whole traaaaaaaay,

it’s the most wonderful meaaaaaaal of the daaaaay.

It’s the hap-happiest tiiiiime for your faaaaaace.

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With some leafy greens blistered and aged cheese all toastered, you’ll want to embraaaaace,

it’s the hap-happiest tiiiiime for your faaaaace.

They’ll be sliced avocado, and sun-dried tom-ah-toes and crusty baguettes in this piiiiiece.

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They’ll be pump juicy berries and buckets of coffee and no guilt because there’s no greeaaaaase.

It’s the most wonderful meaaaaal of the daaaaaaaaaay.

They’ll be envious neighbors,

ridiculous flavors

right in your airwaaaaaaaay,

It’s the most wonderful meaaaaal of the daaaaaaay.


(we’re . . . still friends, right?)


You CANNOT live without this.

Most Ridiculous Breakfast Sandwich Ever:

What it took for 1:

* 1 tsp oil from the sun-dried tomato jar
* 1 cup roughly torn kale
* 2 sun-dried tomatoes, sliced
* 1 large egg
* the best crusty bread you can find
* the best sharp aged white cheddar in the world
* a few slices avocado
* blueberries
* salt and pepper

Slice a few slivers of cheese and place on both sides of the crusty bread. Slide into a toaster oven until the cheese is browned and bubbly and singeth your praises.

In the meantime, heat the oil in a small sauté pan. Add the torn kale and sun-dried tomatoes. Let sauté and blister for a few minutes, until you see gorgeous charred spots all over. Scoot it to the side of the pan, and crack the egg right in. Sprinkle with a tiny pinch of salt and pepper and let the egg sear on one side, until the whites are set but the yolk is still runny.

Runny yolks = all that is good in life.

Place the fried egg on the bottom half of the toasted cheesy bread and slide the kale and tomatoes right on top. Lastly, arrange the sliced avocado on top of the egg and seal the deal with the top half of the cheese toast. Press it. See the yolk ooze out? Mommy.

Serve with blueberries! (or any fruit you dig)

alternate versions:

* season the egg with cumin and serve with sautéed spinach and salsa and green peppers
* instead of the tomatoes, go with roasted peppers
* any green you like – chard, arugula, spinach, even scallions or chives
* any cheese you want – but that aged white cheddar makes me weep in my sleep
* the bread – make it good bread. sourdough, ciabatta, a good baguette, yes.



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62 Responses to Most Ridiculous Breakfast Sandwich Ever

  1. Michelle @ Healthy Recipe Ecstasy June 17, 2014 at 9:51 am #
    Not sure what I love more. The sandwich or the song. :)
  2. Alison June 17, 2014 at 10:07 am #
    You are as ridiculous (in the most awesome way) as this sandwich. If not, more. ;) I want this sandwich so badly!!
  3. Bri | bites of bri June 17, 2014 at 10:35 am #
    You never cease to amaze me with the recipe and the intro! Love these and your personality. Thanks Bev.
  4. Julianna June 17, 2014 at 10:40 am #
    Can I just say it? I LOVE YOU BEV! The song, the sandwich. What more could a girly ask for...other than a fork!?! All I need now is to find some gluten-free bread worthy of such a sandwich. ^_^
  5. Matt Robinson June 17, 2014 at 10:43 am #
    That is the perfect name for this sandwich, love it!!
  6. Darcy June 17, 2014 at 10:45 am #
    That looks delicious! And your song is hilarious - I don't know how you think of these things, but it is genius. PS - The BEST cheddar cheese in the whole wide world is Tillamook cheese. It doesn't matter if you buy the white, aged, sharp, or medium - I promise you that you'll love it all. :)
  7. Erin @ The Spiffy Cookie June 17, 2014 at 10:47 am #
    For some reason I dislike tomatoes for breakfast, weirder still I am okay with sundried tomatoes. Which means I would completely devour this.
  8. Ashley June 17, 2014 at 11:06 am #
    Were there words in this post? I don't even know because I was blinded by this sandwich that I want to stuff in my FACE. Every single day. For the rest of my life.
  9. Librarian Lavender June 17, 2014 at 11:19 am #
    I'm always looking for the perfect sandwich recipe and this one looks so so good!
  10. Sues June 17, 2014 at 11:23 am #
    Ridiculous breakfast sandwiches are the BEST kinds of breakfast sandwiches. I want to face plant into this.
  11. Jodee Weiland June 17, 2014 at 11:29 am #
    Bev, this looks so good! I want to reach out, grab it, and bite into it! What great idea...thanks for sharing!
  12. Cassie June 17, 2014 at 11:41 am #
    Definitely for sure cannot live without this sandwich!
  13. Emily @ Life on Food June 17, 2014 at 11:44 am #
    Amazing!! I also like the combo of cheddar and cream cheese all at once.
  14. Maggie Unzueta @ Mama Maggie's Kitchen June 17, 2014 at 11:51 am #
    Considering I skipped breakfast this morning, this is making me sooooo hungry...
  15. Kelly June 17, 2014 at 12:03 pm #
    Since I didn't have this for breakfast, I am considering making it for lunch! It looks delicious!!
  16. Laura @ Laura's Culinary Adventures June 17, 2014 at 12:29 pm #
    My favorite part is the runny egg yolk!
  17. How to Philosophize with Cake June 17, 2014 at 12:32 pm #
    Woah those do look amazing! Ridiculously delicious indeed. :)
  18. Millie l Add A Little June 17, 2014 at 12:57 pm #
    That looks ridiculously tasty!! That oozy egg yolk droooool!
  19. Averie @ Averie Cooks June 17, 2014 at 2:57 pm #
    I don't ever care about breakfast but this is a breakfast that would make me get outta bed! Beautiful and pinned!
  20. Derek the Zen Chef June 17, 2014 at 3:54 pm #
    This looks great. Life sure is good with food like this!
  21. Carol at Wild Goose Tea June 17, 2014 at 3:56 pm #
    I know some do not like oozy egg, but I do. Last night I had a perfect avocado. So seeing avocado in this sandwich increased my saliva production. Great breakfast sandwich.
  22. Catherine @ foodiecology June 17, 2014 at 4:06 pm #
    Thinking of buying a carton of pasteurized eggs just to make this (pregnant, so sadly avoiding runny eggs). This sandwich is definitely ALL the good things!
  23. Marie @ Little Kitchie June 17, 2014 at 6:24 pm #
  24. Katrina @ Warm Vanilla Sugar June 17, 2014 at 7:18 pm #
    I definitely don't want to live without this! YUM!
  25. Heather || Heather's Dish June 17, 2014 at 8:41 pm #
    My face is so sad I haven't shoved this in it yet!
  26. Mary @ The Kitchen Paper June 17, 2014 at 10:36 pm #
    When I first skimmed the title of this post I thought it said "most ridiculous breakfast COOKIES ever" — I won't lie, I was psyched! Next project? Good thing this sandwich looks crazy delicious, so I wasn't disappointed to miss cookies!
  27. Neill Hines June 17, 2014 at 11:23 pm #
    Season the eggs with turmeric for its anti-inflammatory properties
  28. Kristina June 18, 2014 at 7:37 am #
    Oh, runny eggs! I miss them. After this baby is born, I'm eating them for a week!
  29. Julie Turner June 18, 2014 at 10:44 am #
    This was dinner last night-delicious!
  30. Kari@Loaves n Dishes June 18, 2014 at 12:32 pm #
    Love me a good breakfast sammie, and I can't get enough kale lately. De-lish!
  31. Michelle Lahey June 18, 2014 at 12:39 pm #
    I LIVE for runny eggs. I'll be making this soon!
  32. Liz @ The Lemon Bowl June 18, 2014 at 1:00 pm #
    I want to shove this in my face.
  33. Nathalie C June 18, 2014 at 3:21 pm #
    Can we make it a rule that you must sing this song while preparing this sandwich?! Lol. It looks so delicious, can't wait to try it :)
    • Kent Robertson August 11, 2019 at 10:15 am #
      I did have to sing it while reading the post, ha ha
  34. Paula - bell'alimento June 18, 2014 at 3:44 pm #
    That is ridonkulous and I want it.
  35. Ashley June 18, 2014 at 6:08 pm #
    Greatest song ever. I loooooooove me some breakfast sandwich action.
  36. kristie @ June 18, 2014 at 7:58 pm #
    This is a hilarious song! And the sandwich looks a-ma-zing.
  37. Tracy | Peanut Butter and Onion June 19, 2014 at 6:03 am #
    You always put a smile on my face. Can't wait to try this!
  38. Meredith June 19, 2014 at 10:29 am #
    Incredibly delicious!
  39. Kevin @ Closet Cooking June 25, 2014 at 3:56 pm #
    Now that is what I call a breakfast sandwich!
  40. Trista June 30, 2014 at 8:58 pm #
    I love it! Both the sandwich and the song. :D
  41. amelia July 2, 2014 at 4:11 pm #
    oh my goodness, i don't think i've ever laughed 'til i cried reading a breakfast sandwich recipe — until i read this one, that is. it looks absolutely delicious.
  42. Millie l Add A Little September 13, 2014 at 2:11 pm #
    This is literally beautiful.
  43. Sara @ Don't Feed After Midnight November 29, 2014 at 3:25 am #
    You've pretty much managed to make a sandwich with all my favourite ingredients. Right up my street and I'd throw in some sauteed mushrooms too. Perfect breakfast!!
  44. Anonymous February 26, 2016 at 12:02 pm #
    Pretty nice recipe but what kind of idiotic writing is this


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