I almost want to put these in time-out I love them so much. Time-out IN MY MOUTH. I accidentally typed moth at first. Time-out in my moth. I don’t . . . even want to know what that . . . could be. So this is what’s going on. It’s like Mexitalian sort of. In […]
ILOVELETTUCEWRAPS. Sorry to scream. But if my noggin’ has any hint of an inkling of what you were up to this long holiday weekend, you might need to love to some lettuce wraps, too. I’m not trying to tell you what to do! I don’t think. But these here boaties are going to make your […]
Unbaaaahaahaalievable. Get it? Like a lamb? Baaah-ing? No? Let’s move on? Nothing to see here? Fiiiine, for bleat’s sake! BURN. I really want you to make this. I don’t ask for much, now do I? Other than wanting you to make every single thing I post. . . . and laughter. . . . […]
. . . you . . . I . . . mouth . . . ugh. I wish I could have packed every single one of you inside my mouth when I was eating this and I am not even kidding. You wish I hadn’t just said that and you are not even kidding. But […]
I lost my granddaddy yesterday. Even at 91 years old, and having lived an extremely charmed and fulfilling life, there’s still something that aches. Grandparents aren’t supposed to die. Sadly, it was a long time coming, with a failing this and an ailing that. But it was the unexpected diagnosis of pancreatic cancer that took […]
Hi, my name is Bev and I’m a disclaimer queen. So before we go any further, I gotsta ‘splain something. Did you know that babies cry when they’re hungry? They do. They cry when they’re hungry. They cry very, very loud when they’re hungry. Sounds like Hurricane Infant. Ya know, a simple, “Mother Dear, fairest […]
Takes like 15 minutes. Can I get a what what? Do people still do that? Can I get a this or a that? You’re like, CAN I GET A NEW FOOD BLOGGER IN MY FEED. Kale pesto. But not just any kale. Lacinato kale, baby. Dinosaur kale. ROAAAAR. Can we forget I just roared […]
I’m kind of behind on cooking, so we’re looking at babies today. Zat kewel weeyeth yew? Don’t tell anyone I just said “behind on cooking.” 1) So this is their new real estate business card photo. What do you think? She was all, “Ya know, I really like my elbow on his shoulder. It says […]
