It’s okay to wear burger after Labor Day, right? How was your long weekend? Did you do anything laborious? Or was it more like Non-Labor Day weekend? I’m hoping my true labor day comes in mid-January. I don’t think I ever told you my due date, have I? Technically, it’s January 26th, but with twins, […]
Would you believe I spelled Mediterranean right on the first try? Seriously. No squiggly lines, no buzzing alarms, no firetrucks, no handcuffs. Looks like I don’t have to enroll for self-esteem camp after all! I’m also noticing that sliiiiight shift in afternoon light as we get closer and closer to the ‘Embers. That’s what I’ve […]
I put a cheeseburger in a salad. Is that cool with you? Of course it is, you’re not made of GRAVEL. I also made a pub dressing that I think you might take a shining to. Do you remember the pub sauce from my pub burger post a long time ago? It’s the same thing! […]
I know. You don’t even have to say it. I felt the wave of your eye roll. Matter of fact, I just surfed on that sum-bia. When I say Rigatoni Pasta Pie I always say it like Billy Crystal in When Harry Met Sally, when he and Meg Ryan are standing in that massive art […]
March Madness is about to be up. in. herrrrrrrrrr. Which I guessing most of your jaws just fell off their hinges and landed in your laps at my enthusiasm over this. “THAT girl likes sports? THAT weirdotron knows what basketball is? THAT goober boob?” Truth be told, I don’t know jack about it. I just […]
Noooow this is the story all about how this meal got flipped turned upside down. And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how this taco became a salad with dope flair. In the west of the pantry shy of arms and laigs Sat a sweet potato livin’ out […]
Last time I’ll eeeeeever ever ever ever ever mention Thanksgiving or turkey or taters or leftovers or gobble or gibble or gooble or geeble, I swear it! Not really though on the gobble through geeble part. Oh! Let’s start a jam band called Gobble Through Geeble. I’ll play banjo. And wear a hemp necklace. Have […]
Happy Halloween! And welcome back to this week’s theme, Why Didn’t I Think of That, the story of a young woman’s journey through the pages of success born from the hands and minds of her foodie peers that she’s not jealous of at all – their cookbooks. In my head I sound like Ira Glass. […]
Can you believe Memorial Day is like 5 minutes from now? Can you believe I totally spaced on it and picked a detox week right smack dab in the middle of one of the grillingest, drinkingest, party on the patio-ingest, oh oops I just fell in the pool with all of my clothes on-ingest weekends […]
I have a kitchen. A real life kitchen with lights and electricity. A real life kitchen with water and soap and hand lotion. A real life kitchen with a sink so large, Hugh Hefner himself would glow at the possibilities. A real life kitchen with drawers so soft and slick, I’ll no longer look like […]
