Just warning you now, it’s pasta aaaaaall week! (I felt that collective soul nod.) It would be sacrilegious otherwise, being V-day at the end of this week. Or, Balemtime’s Bay as I call it because I’m a complete turd. But you don’t rightly care because I’m finally posting my slow-roasted tomato sauce pasta thingy! It’s […]
Fall is in 11 days SO THIS IS TOTALLY ALLOWED. More like, welcomed with open torso and face. I basically have the best ever news for your fall. A new life direction, if you will. And I know how your brains work, so I’ll break it to you not-at-all slowly. DeLallo has a new line […]
Your eeeeeyes do not deceive you. Because did you see the words butter and wine sauce? I couldn’t decide if it should be wine butter sauce. Wine and butter sauce. Butter wine sauce. Butter and wine sauce. So I went with butter and wine sauce. So glad we had this talk. Okay, this meal. It’s […]
Winner winner chicken di- you know what, no. When did that whole weird thing start anyway? Who INVENTED that strand of strange words? And why wasn’t it me? I guess my time in life will come someday. In the meantime (“on the other side of town” – name that show), I made you the creamiest, […]
Um, enter at your own delicious, delicious risk. BECAUSE THIS IS ILLEGALLY GOOD. It’s one of those recipes with that total booming umami combo, ya know. Bacon, sun-dried tomatoes, REAL BUTTER (not the fake alien stuff in the tub. go real. always real.), shrimp, fresh lemon, cheddar cheese and the curliest pasta ya ever did […]
OH MY GOSH. OH. MY. GOSH. I almost don’t have words. I said ALMOST, don’t get so excited. This!^!^! Listen, I knoooow linguine with clams is a little cliché. But I don’t even rightly care because the amount of life joy your mouth experiences when it eats linguine with clams is other worldly. Other sea-y? […]
Your new go-to weeknight pasta. Right here. This is it. This is she. This be her. What? And it has heavy cream in it so you can go ahead and do a triple axel twirl throw jump toe pick. Feel better? This pasta dish is EXACTLY what you want in a . . . well, […]
I basically have your Valentine’s Day dinner figured out. And you don’t have to tip! Ha. It’s loooobstah. But not like, the whole guy. Just the tails. The murdering is already done. And I’m telling you, this recipe is EASY. And not scary! And very buttery. Because it’s Valentine’s Day, and I read online that […]
The turkey’s leftover! Not the soup. The soup is fresh. Not the turkey. The turkey’s leftover. Never mind. This is the most non recipe of all recipes. Because listen, the day or two after Thanksgiving, you won’t need a recipe. You won’t WANT a recipe. All recipes shall be banned to the pit of DESPAAAAIR. […]
Also known as, the exact ingredients in this meal. FUNNY STORY about how this recipe came to be. Not funny HA HA, just, “Oh, that’s funny.” Never mind. One of our favorite Italian restaurants in town, IF NOT our tip-top favorite, has this Giovonni pizza on their menu. It’s ridiculous. Sausage, red bell pepper, and […]
