OKAY. Okay. There are recipes on this website that I want you to make. For sure. La dee da. And then there’s THIS. GUYS, IT IS A SUMMER GNOCCHI BAKE WITH CORN AND JALAPENO IN IT. AND IT IS CREAMY. AND I AM TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO SCREAM AT YOU. But you guys. It […]
Let’s eat some fish! I hardly ever eat fish. And then I see people eating fish in the world and I’m like, “Oh yeah, fish. I want some fish.” So, I made you fish! And it’s wild-caught, so delete that hate email you started, ‘MKAY. This is a total weeknight recipe. But the funny thing […]
Things are about to change for you, I can feel it. And taste it. Because this. THIS. It’s like, one step. Plus a few more. So like three steps total. And one step is pure weeping. You know I’m Queen Soup, don’t argue with me. This is going to be that soup that’s on the […]
Keeping it craaaazy simple today. You know, I hardly ever post a recipe where it’s like, a protein and a side. Like old school meals. Not that we don’t eat like that, we totally do. Matter of fact, one of my weekly go-to meals is a seared chicken breast, roasted potatoes (with ranch on the […]
And jalapeno! Can’t forget the jalapeno. Because jalapeno. So the story behind theez har recipay: I have a winter version. Actually, it’s not so much a winter version, but an all-the-time-in-my-face version. Kale, Italian sausage, GUH. You know my love for those two words back to back. The other week I made the kale/sausage version […]
Bappy Balemtime’s Bay! (yes I’m that troll who still says it that way.) I made you love soup! It’s love soup because you’re going to have a full blown heart attack once you find out what’s in it. Not because the ingredients are heart-attack inducing. I mean, they are. But not like, hospital-gown-open-in-the-back-see-your-bum-style. It’s more […]
t h i s i s g o i n g t o f r e a k y o u r l i f e . You know when you make a recipe, or test a recipe, or play with a recipe, and in your head it comes out a certain way, and then […]
ACTUAL FOOD. Did you think I’d forgotten what it was and how to post it? Well, o come all ye faithful. And y o u g u y s, this is a good’n. It all started in the summer of 1976 when I was born. Hold on, that’s a little too far back. It all […]
Anothuh oneeeee-pannnn wonderrrrrr! Remember the movie That Thing You Do? With Tom Hanks and Liv Tyler? Like, forever and three hours ago? I LOVED that movie. “Youuuu. Doing that thing you doooo. Breaking my heart into a million pieces, like you always dooo!” Anyway, remember at the beginning of the movie when they spelled the […]
You bettah believe it. Freaking purple! Well, purple during the making, and grayish in the results. But who cares? We can still call it purple. I had this idea a while back when I bought a bag of purple potatoes for this ridiculous bacon flag pizza I made, but I forgot about it once my […]
