Want to hear a funny story? Funny like ha ha. Of course you do. I totally posted the wrong blog post yesterday. COMPLETE WRONG BLOG POST. And I didn’t even notice it for like, almost four hours! I posted an old summer post – zucchini crostini. WHICH YOU CAN SEE HOW I MADE THE MISTAKE. […]
FRIDAY FLOTSAM
FrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrJOHNNY! I mean IDAY! Aren’t you just a little bit curious about Red Lobster? I mean, it is STILL IN BUSINESS. How? How has it not totally sunk by now? (<—ha! sunk. never mind.) I was at a little wine tasting last night and Red Lobster came up (obviously by me), and a dude was […]
DeLallo Gourmet Gift Boxes! All the Noshing.
You know me and a good nibble spread. I feel like I’m constantly posting overheads of nosh spreads. It’s a sickness from which I never want to be healed. But this one is boomtastic BECAUSE it’s just in time for all your holiday party madness. (“I’m ready to par-taaaaaaaaayyyyy with-thaaa-best-of-them-and I’m gonna go down TO […]
Stonyfield’s Snack Packs! And Letters to Santa. Not Cleo.
THE TIME HAD COME. To carefully craft our Christmas wish lists in honest hearts and flawless penmanship for the jolly man up north. And by that I mean, “MOM HOW DO YOU SPELL ANNA AND ELSA?” Le sigh. But we did it! Successfully wrote out our (their) Christmas lists for Santa, made it all the […]
Monthly Mixtape: Twinkling Tinsel and Evergreen Needles
HO HO HOOOOOOOw did I almost not make you a mixtape this Christmas? How? How. Because this whole time I’ve even mourning in my head and out loud to everyone, ” I can’t top last year. I can’t. There’s no way. I’m done. Throwing in the towel. Handin’ in my keys.” But you guys. I […]
Friday Flotsam
FREEEEEEEEEEELALALALALALALALLAida. Y. Okay so tomorrow’s December, but doesn’t it feel like we’ve all been Christmasing already for 35 entire months? I’m telling you, it’s because Thanksgiving was so early this year! (yes I’m still talking about this.) I think it was three days earlier than in past years, so errrrrrberdy threw their dang tree up […]
Creamy Roasted Carrot Ginger Soup
And onions and garlic. All of it’s roasted to smithereens! Are you so excited? I’ve been dying to show you this recipe for forever and ever now. It’s one of those starter soups, you know. It begins the meal. Wets the whistle. Sets the stage. Wakes you up. PAVES THE WAY. You know. But it’s […]
Creamy Cajun Pappardelle with Andouille Sausage
Yaaay back to regular food! (fist bump nation) And I have to warn you about something. This week I’m posting two creamy recipes. One in pasta form. The other, soup. And both are creamy. Super creamy. Mega mama creamy. But it’s almost winter (technically still a few weeks away but who’s counting besides me) and […]
Sheet Pan Roasted Chicken with Wine Butter and Squash
Hi. Yes. Goodbye. Also, I don’t know how I managed to post CHICKEN in turkey week. In turkey week? On turkey week? During turkey week? YOU KNOW WHAT, this post is for those of you not doing turkey. And more interested in the words WINE AND BUTTER back to back. Right? So simple, you guys. […]
Mulled Rosé Wine
UM, YOUR NEW WINTER LIFE. Mulled rosé. MULLED ROSÉ. I know. You guys. It is a thing and it is happening right at this moment and things are officially looking up for all of us. MULLED ROSÉ. Just let that sink in for a second. And the thing is, this is so easy! Most of […]