Okay, so nooooooow where are you with your shopping? Just kidding! Unless you’re still shopping, then I’m totally not kidding. I know it’s a bonkers week, and you’ve got gifts to wrap, and open, and cookies to bake, and eat, and cars and bags to pack, and cookies to eat, and movies to watch, and […]
Last Friday until Kreeeeeezmuuuuus! Of course, like the psycho lunatic that I am, I’ve now decided to take the babies to IKEA today to just maaaake sure I’m done shopping. I mean, I’m done. I should stay home. But I need to make sure I’m morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably, and reliably- dead! […]
And pasta. I should definitely mention the pasta. Oh, and the roasted garlic cream sauce! I’m gonna mention that, too. An entire head of garlic (duh) roasted until it’s so tender you could use it as a face mask. By the way!- don’t do that. This is like, one of your classics. Chicken and broccoli, […]
Ten days until Christmas and I’m just now showing you a gift guide. Oops? Seriously though, lots of people wait until the veeeera laaaast second. They thrive in the chaos! They blossom under the pressure! They flourish in the mayhem! Not me, dudes. No way no how. I would have 57 panic attacks if I […]
FAH-RAH-DAH. That’s “Friday” in Bev speak. I’d like to start this flotsam by showing you this lovely little Christmas village. How about, it’s made of CHEESE. You either just got extremely hungry, or extremely grossed out. I didn’t make this cheese village, no way. Lord knows I don’t have the patience for something this detailed. […]
Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhh. Meatballs. But not just any meatballs! Turkey meatballs. But not just any turkey meatballs! Indian turkey meatballs. But not just any Indian turkey meatballs! I’m not sure what to say now. But! This is sosososoosososososoooooogood. It’s like spaghetti and meatballs, but totally twisted and turned upside down with seductive spices, a buttery marinara, […]
As in, shacks. As in, old sharecropper shacks turned into rad as hail places to kick it in for a weekend. And that is juuust what we did. The weekend before Thanksgiving we met a big group of friends at this unassuming nook in Clarksdale, Mississipsisipsispsispsii. This place is beyond cool. Two quaint campground-style neighborhoods […]
DECEMBER THE FIFTH TWO THOUSAND FOURTEEN. How!? Howhowhowhow? So we have a Wimbley the Wonder Boy winner! But I’ll get to that in a second. I want to show you my awkward Santas that I wasn’t able to Snoopit due to my iphone pukey-duke. Which by the way, has since been fixed. Yay! But they […]
I keep wanting to type smokey and then I realize there are no bears in this bean soup. Close though! Beans. Bears. Smokey the Bear soup. Smoky the bean soup? Never mind. SOUP! And this one is so stupid easy you’ll have actual time to drink the eggnog without the whole IV thing. Don’t ask. […]
SANDY CLAWS IS COMINNNNG TO TOOOOOWN. It’s been an entire year since I’ve screamed Christmas songs at you. You’ve ached daily for it, haven’t you? Welcome to the last edition of Snoopits for the year! I need to think of things for you to snoop in 2015. My sock drawer? (just kidding) My collection of […]
