I feel like all I ever show you is pasta. You’re welcome? But this one is different because there’s a major MAJOR James Bond trickster secret I pulled in it. Well, to be fair, Aaron first pulled this trickster secret on me, causing a no-way-you’re-kidding-smoochy-high-five-flip out, thus propelling my neurotic interests into overdrive, causing me […]
Fridaaaaay! Time for something creamy. Also, there’s frost on the ground. FA-ROST. I guess it makes sense, as it’s late October, but whoa-train. Also, how gross that I just said whoa-train. It might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever vocalized (but probably not) and I officially recoil it now. Oh! Name this movie: “ReeeeeCOIL, reeeeeeVERSE, […]
I’ve been waiting 259,217 entire seconds to show you this. What, I DID THE MATH. But first: what did you think of the season premiere of New Girl? I give it a B. I mean I LIKED it, but I wasn’t howling and licking the screen like usual. Don’t wooooorry, I Windex the screen before […]
Call me Short-Cut Sally, but this here sauce is about to change.your.game. I really don’t think I can talk about anything else today besides this sauce. You’re welcome? Thing is, in my head the sauce was going to have much more going on in it. I had all these plans! These layers! These sauce ambitions! […]
I think every Monday needs to start with pasta. Actually, I think every day needs to start with pasta, but that’s an issue I should address on my own. In a locked bathroom. With a bowl of pasta. So this here lil’ ditty is yet another Aaron creation. AH KNOOOOW, AH KNOOOOW. Get off my […]
The dog days aren’t overrrrrr, the dog days aren’t done. The horses ain’t even coming, so you don’t have to run! Do you see what I did there? I changed the lyrics because we’re still in the dog days. The dog days of summer. They’re not over yet. And I’m betting Florence and her Machine […]
Pasta will always be the answer. Man alive, I asked you guys for help and THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. Thank you all for your super rad suggestions! I’m gonna do my verrr best to touch on all of it. Maybe twice. MAYBE THRICE. But for today, we have bacon. And orzo. And vegetables. And lemon […]
Just letting you know now. This ain’t about no fancy pancy ingredients. This is about THE ART OF TRUE LIVING. Yeah I don’t even know what that means. I think what I’m trying to tell you is that this recipe is so simple, it’s almost funny. But it’s classic! It’s like a good pair of […]
Creamy shells never did hurt nobody, right? Hopefully caterpillars don’t either, becauuuuuse I’m pretty sure I ate about 217 of them. But let me back up a little bit. Monday afternoon we made it home from Arkansas, and I felt like absolute hammered earwax. Wiped out past the point of no return, so I let […]
Don’t even ask me to pronounce that word. Fedora? Fidoola? Fiddler on the roof? I don’t even . . . But could we take half a nano to talk about how super cute that spaghetti is all crispy and sticking up? We can? Oh, okay. That spaghetti is super cute all crispy and sticking up, […]
