FRRRRRRRibby jibby! This is weird. On my ED CAL (I hate that word and I feel like you might need to with me), I write out little topics I’d like to discuss with you on Fridays. Right? Right. Well this morning I took a look at it, and it just says Nancy. Nancy. WHO IS […]
Frrrrrrrrrrra! da! So I have a plan. A grand master of plan of the ultimate in psychological trickery. I’m painting my fridge. Hold on, listen. For those of you who’ve not followed along with the fridge obnoxiousness – I blame Covid. We ordered a new refrigerator in J U L Y, and each time we […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRachoo! Made ya look. Guys, I’m struggling. And this is serious. I’m being serious. Super serious. So serious. I’m struggling with how I feel about someone. Because on paper, this person is the colossal opposite of me when it comes to style and aesthetic, but I can’t help my flustered, giddy emotions anytime this person […]
Frrrrrrrrrr! . … . . . . i day. Welcome to the Thanksgiving addition! I think it is. I mostly make this up as I go along so are we talking Thanksgiving today? We’re talking Thanksgiving today. Let’s talk Thanksgiving today! Please tell me you’re staying home. How about we all just stay home with […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRuh! duh! Luh! Puh! Huh? Huh. Huh! You wanna know something? You’re like, no. No matter where you’re from, in this whole entire world, all over the globe, you’ll still pronounce it lollygaggin’. Not lollygagging. Although that’s technically the spelling. With an ing at the end. But who pronounces the ing sound? Lit’rally no one. […]
FREEEEEEEEEEleelee! I need help. You’re like, seriously already? Let’s talk about joggers. Pants joggers. Sweats joggers. Running joggers. Lounging joggers. Cute joggers. Joggersjoggersjoggers. Do you wear them? I’m starting to get into them more. But I’m having THEE hardest time finding the right pair. I did find some good running ones that are thin and […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFriday. Didn’t expect that, did ya? QUICK POOOOOOOLLLLLLLyes I’m just jumping in. Pastry brushes: which one’s better – silicone or horse hair? Wait, I don’t think it’s horse hair. Elk hair? Tortoise hair? Let me look again. Hold on. BOAR BRISTLES. (Should we start a band called Boar Bristles?) Which pastry brush is better? Silicone […]
Frrrrrrrreh-deh! You want to know what I think about at night and all the time? These actors and actresses they find for true crime shows, OMG. I get more enjoyment out of watching these painfully funny murder dramatizations and then getting to the end of an episode and seeing a photo of the real person. […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! i d a y . I just had this weird dream where I was taking the kids through a car wash, but when we drove through it, nothing happened, so we backed out and I asked “Hey man, why doesn’t this work?” And the owner said, “Well you need to read the sign before […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFrIiDdAaYy!.?:. POOOOOOOOOLL-AH! (I feel like a good poll this morning.) After yesterday’s mixtape title, it got me thinking, Carrie Bradshaw style, are we really that into baths, though? Honestly, I’m not that into baths. I’m into the idea of baths, and if and when we ever remodel our home you better believe I’ll still put […]
