Oh for heaven’s sake. I can’t even remember the last time I posted pizza on this here blog. And frankly, that’s a crime. Speaking of crimes, it’s almost Octoooobeeerr! And you obviously know what that means. Scary movies! It’s a good thing we’re already waist-deep into our newest BBC crime show obsession from the ’90s, […]
Fall is almost here! And a gnat is dog paddling in my red wine but that’s neither here nor there. Protein? Gross. Soup, soup, soup! We can get excited about soup, right? The first leaves are flit flit floating to the ground, you’re eying that favorite wool pullover at the back of the sweater drawer, […]
More clean eating! You all think I’ve gone completely wackadoodle. Let me just start by saying, I don’t know what’s up with my cheese. It totally didn’t melt. You can still see the individual shreds. I bought a different brand this time, because the block was bigger and had a hip, clean font on the […]
You’ve gotta pick a (pita) pocket or twoooo. If you get that reference we were meant to be together. Just don’t tell Aaron. Pita pockets! With like, this super light curried chicken salad and lentil mixture. And grapes, and chopped almonds, and lotsa herbies. But you don’t have to say herbies if you don’t want. […]
I’m starting a new series! (I get excited about things.) The series is called, “Remember That One Yummy Dish She Made a Long Time Ago? Well, She Redid It With One Simple Swap Out. And is Using Her iphone To Show You. Because With Her iphone The Photos Will Look Faded, Like a Distant Memory […]
I now pronounce you, coconut basil sauce and wife. I can’t stop with the sauces. Nor would I ever want to. Nor could I ever want to. Nor should I ever want to. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel – geeeetting off track. This sauce is all about the basil. Four cups of it. More […]
I almost want to put these in time-out I love them so much. Time-out IN MY MOUTH. I accidentally typed moth at first. Time-out in my moth. I don’t . . . even want to know what that . . . could be. So this is what’s going on. It’s like Mexitalian sort of. In […]
. . . you . . . I . . . mouth . . . ugh. I wish I could have packed every single one of you inside my mouth when I was eating this and I am not even kidding. You wish I hadn’t just said that and you are not even kidding. But […]
Hi, my name is Bev and I’m a disclaimer queen. So before we go any further, I gotsta ‘splain something. Did you know that babies cry when they’re hungry? They do. They cry when they’re hungry. They cry very, very loud when they’re hungry. Sounds like Hurricane Infant. Ya know, a simple, “Mother Dear, fairest […]
Doesn’t this look . . . soooo good . . . ? Ugh. I don’t even care. It looks awful because I’m a total d-bag and added way too much sour cream thinking, “oooo it will be so creamy and so awesome and so gorgeous an-” No. It’s so not. But the sun is out […]
