I’m starting a new series! (I get excited about things.) The series is called, “Remember That One Yummy Dish She Made a Long Time Ago? Well, She Redid It With One Simple Swap Out. And is Using Her iphone To Show You. Because With Her iphone The Photos Will Look Faded, Like a Distant Memory […]
I now pronounce you, coconut basil sauce and wife. I can’t stop with the sauces. Nor would I ever want to. Nor could I ever want to. Nor should I ever want to. I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel – geeeetting off track. This sauce is all about the basil. Four cups of it. More […]
I almost want to put these in time-out I love them so much. Time-out IN MY MOUTH. I accidentally typed moth at first. Time-out in my moth. I don’t . . . even want to know what that . . . could be. So this is what’s going on. It’s like Mexitalian sort of. In […]
. . . you . . . I . . . mouth . . . ugh. I wish I could have packed every single one of you inside my mouth when I was eating this and I am not even kidding. You wish I hadn’t just said that and you are not even kidding. But […]
Hi, my name is Bev and I’m a disclaimer queen. So before we go any further, I gotsta ‘splain something. Did you know that babies cry when they’re hungry? They do. They cry when they’re hungry. They cry very, very loud when they’re hungry. Sounds like Hurricane Infant. Ya know, a simple, “Mother Dear, fairest […]
Doesn’t this look . . . soooo good . . . ? Ugh. I don’t even care. It looks awful because I’m a total d-bag and added way too much sour cream thinking, “oooo it will be so creamy and so awesome and so gorgeous an-” No. It’s so not. But the sun is out […]
I almost called this Jammin’ Jambalaya but then I remembered I like having friends. Not only is it jammin’ though, it’zeeeeeezy. Not like 1-2-3 easy, but more like 1-2-3-4-5 easy. But not 1-2×87+369-44. It’s seriously just 1-2-3-4-5 easy. Good thing it’s not 862-13xthesquareofpie+infinitygoogle-81, right? I always hated math. This is actually a little thing that […]
From a distance that looks like shredded parmesan, doesn’t it? “From a distance, the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white.” I always hated that song. Bette sure is a fan of singing about eagles. Have you ever noticed? “From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to […]
Soooooo baked, you guys. Is it spring where you are? It wants to be spring here, but it’s failing. I give spring an F. Not that it’s even technically spring yet, but when I’m seeing and writing March on everything, it needs to be spring. I need tulips and daffs sprouting out of my nose. […]
Well blaze of glory I’m posting food. I’ve got one baby in a body sling and the other hanging from the ceiling fan blades. I’m doing A’IGHT. So check this out. I actually cooked three nights in a row! THREE. 3! TOIS. I have no idea how and I’m pretty sure a pacifier or 40 […]
