This is your second chance in life. And it involves carbs and bacon. And brussels sprouts, which is green, so it’s basically a salad. Meals like this govern my life. Approachable enough for a weeknight, but disguised as a pretentious, laborious weekend undertaking that makes you stabby. It’s quite simple really! And you can juggle […]
Fr iday. So the other day I was texting with Jess. Not to be confused with JESS. One I salivate for, the other I salivate with. No no, Jess – my maj homegirl. My neurotic partner in crime. The only other person who uses as many exclamation points and all caps in a text as […]
We won’t even talk about how January disappeared faster than a sack of bullets. We also won’t even talk about what that sentence even meant just now. (photo via the interflex, but I tweaked it a little, because I just can’t let things lie.) Have you ever thought about HOW MANY SONGS have the […]
Zzzzzzzzzzzz. (This post is definitely in partnership with Dirty Lemon, but all ramblings and opinions are totally my own. I’m whispering this, so I don’t wake you. We coo?) Sleep. SLEEP. Sleep. Do you know this word I speak of? Ring any snooze buttons? Ah, you might vaguely remember this “sleep” thing. Long before your […]
fa adf asfjal sdf f f as f f f ff f FRIDAY. You know what makes me bonkers? (you’re like, everything ever in the history of ever?) DUVETS. And duvet COVERS. And COMFORTERS. Why do all these words exist? Why isn’t it just – BEDSPREAD? When I was growing up, we always called it […]
*This post is definitely in partnership with Noble Vines wine, but all opinions and gulping are my own. We coo?* I’m not 100% lizard! Wait, I should explain. Remember about six or seven weeks ago, when I spit in that tiny clear tube, added a milky blue liquid substance to it, shook it up and […]
It’s got kale in it, so we’re basically eating a salad. A salad with long silky strips of carbs, a rich cream sauce, Italian sausage and three kinds of cheese. So yeah, just like a salad. (stop shaking your head at me.) Roll ups! Everyone loves roll ups. Except I never know if it’s roll […]
f RIDDDDDDD a a a a a a a a a a a a a AY. I NEED MORE ZEN. Hold on, sorry. Let me try that again. I need more zen. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not the most calm person in the world. I know you probably find that hard to believe, given […]
…Covered in cheese. I forgot to mention that. They’re covered in a fat snuggle blanket of bubbly cheese. I’m completely dying over these stuffed peppers. Dying. If I could dance around in a circle and howl at the moon in a fit of BANANAS BEGGING, I’d so do it. They deserve it. However! I will […]
Also known as, the year I turned to Botox. Awwww, would ya look at that? Such innocence, such sweetness, such unbridled sibling adoration and the tender formation of lifelong bonds. SUCH LIES. Well, it’s been another year with the gremlins! Another year of personal growth and mental development, of baby-step maturing, of bodies morphing and […]
