What is this, vegetarian on a FRIDAY? Such riff raff. It’s not my fault though. This post was actually supposed to go up Wednesday, but my laptop went wonk-a-lonk, so I had to take it into the shop-a-lop. I haven’t posted a thing since Monday! Did you notice? You didn’t notice, did you. It’s okay […]
My first baby shower is this weekend. (!!!) Seriously, how are we already here? WELL, I can tell you. Did you like that all bolded and italicized? I wanted to make it a bigger font but I don’t know how. Maybe a bright green color? Oh ick, no. Anyway, it’s because I’m having 37 million […]
Total cop-out post . . . or brilliance. I’ll let you decide. But if it’s cop-out, don’t tell me, coo? I don’t know what it is lately, if I’m subconsciously preppin’ for the after-school snacks era, or if my little leeches love pizza and tortillas and cheese just as much as I do, but you […]
Vegetables on a Friday? OFF WITH HER HEAD. Hear me out! What if I told you they were seasoned and seared so properly you immediately hopped on your desk and rocked out some major Chandler Bing moves? What if I told you they were dripping in so much velvety coconut milk you immediately charged into […]
I think I might stack all of the food from now on. That way I can say total douche-bucket things like, “Girl you are staaacked!,” when no one is around. Or when everyone is around. Ugh. Stacking is good for you though! It’s healthy stuff. It exercises your balance, your steady hand, your precision, your […]
Call me Short-Cut Sally, but this here sauce is about to change.your.game. I really don’t think I can talk about anything else today besides this sauce. You’re welcome? Thing is, in my head the sauce was going to have much more going on in it. I had all these plans! These layers! These sauce ambitions! […]
Let’s go ahead and call me Milestone Millie for this one. “But it’s just soup, Bev. Let the dream die.” Ohhhh but I can’t. And I won’t. (I’m gazing off into the future with hope, stage left.) A) I actually craved actual food from the actual ground. B) Aaron had nothing to do with this. […]
I don’t know but I’ve been told that it’s not very end of July-ish outside right now. Actually, I do know because my eyeballs are looking out my open back door at the steady rain that’s not even slowed down in over 24 hours, with temperatures hovering right around 70. I LOVE IT. I’ve always […]
How ’bout that royal uterus action yesterday, eh? But, I feel like we already knew it was a boy. Did we really not know? From the get go they’ve been all, “The child is 4th or 5th in line for the kingdom!” And you can only be in line for that kind of bidniz if […]
I bet naan of you saw this coming, did ya? OHHHH, so sorry. So bad. So bad it’s good. So good it’s bad. So bad it’s bad. I’m confused. It’s been 25 seconds since I’ve posted a pizza, so obviously I’m behind schedule. And this one is veggotron loaded, so there’s no excuse in not […]
