And by part three I mean week two! This isn’t confusing at all. And also, YES this is in Friday Flotsam’s spot. I know! I’m sorry. We were all achingly tired yesterday, so I gave myself the day off and violently shoved yesterday’s post into today’s slot and man it feels good to be a […]
We’re still in Connecticut! Just in case you forgot. I decided last night as I was scrolling through hundreds of photos and slipping into anxiety, “What do I show them? These are too many photos! How will I do this?! It will take five thousand years! I’ll be an old lady with sagging jowls by […]
We made it! And we’re never leaving. Jkjkjkjk. I think. I won’t bombard you with a ton of photos today. Mainly because this is day three of us living here, and I don’t have THAT, that much. Yet. You’re welcome? But! I wanted to give you a quicksie glimpse into what life looks like right […]
We got a new sofa! A LEATHER SOFA. And I want to eat it. Also, I’m warning you now. I took 98% of these photos, so there’s a loooot of foot pictures on their way to your eyeballs. Are you going to be okay? Okay. Remember a while back when I asked you guys about […]
YES THAT IS GLITTER, mamas just take a deep breath. So yeah. We totally got a jump on Valentine’s Day crafting like two weeks ago because the kids WILL NOT stop singing Christmas songs. Is this happening to anyone else? Seriously, all I hear all day long, “AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR POOP.” Mind […]
WARNING: You are about to experience an onslaught of nostril photos. Proceed with caution. This is the thing. I’m supercalifraglsdflksjfld awful at selfie photos. Like, bad. But sooooo many of you have asked how I style my waves, so I decided, what the heck! Post a tutorial on it! And by tutorial I mean, a […]
I can’t believe it’s taken me EIGHT YEARS to finally post about exercise. You’re like, “WAIT, WHERE’S THE WINE?” Did you know I love running? No seriously, I actually love to run. Really, RUNNING. Not pulling your leg. (haha! oh.) I’ve actually been obsessed with running for about 10 years now. I remember this one […]
Or a more accurate title – “My Kids Are Freaks and Hate Cows.” IT WAS ALL GOING TO BE SO PERFECT, YOU KNOW. Cows, kids, milk, ice cream. Right? Epic farm scenery, flawless weather with friends, a sniff of cheese and a stroll through the facility. RIGHT? But then I forgot how massive cows actually […]
I’M THE KING OF THE WOOOOOOR- wait, that’s not it. I went to Boulder! Boulder, Colorado. You know, the town that’s like, 25 feet from the sun? That one. But the heat is DRY. It’s not like here in KC, where you walk out your front door and immediately morph into SpongeBev Squarepants. It’s a […]
Plants! Not to be confused with pants. Although we like pants, too. Never mind. A lot of you, and I mean A LOT OF YOU ask about our houseplants. I think it might be because we have 13 trillion, 723 billion, 294 million and a few more after that. So! I thought I’d walk you […]
