FLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAHDEEEDAY. Do you sleep in a bra? Dudes be like, PASS. But, do you? Is this a thing? Sleeping in your bra? Over the 4th of July, I was drinking rosé absurdly early in the day with a couple of besties, and we were talking about boobs. (#duh) Sleeping in your bra came up, and […]
FfFfFfFfRrRrRrRrRrIIIIIIIIIIDAR. We’ve been here TWO WEEKS. Well, two weeks tomorrow. Two weeks tomorrow night at 6:13pm, EST. Not that I’m that nerdy loon who remembers every time stamp in life. (read: I’m that nerdy loon who remembers every time stamp in life.) But do you want to know what majorish slash minorish but still sort […]
FRRRRRERDER. We’ve been here a WEEK. Well, a week tomorrow. A week tomorrow evening at 6:13pm, EST. Not that I’m that psycho freak who remembers every time stamp in life (read: I’m that psycho freak who remembers every time stamp in life). But it feels like 13 YEARS ago. In that healthy glow way. EXCEEEEPT […]
FLRRRRRRoopey. Er, Fridya. Friday. I’m not one who picks at zits. Or scratches as scabs. Or pops those awful sunburn liquid bubbles. You’re like, “WTF HOW DID I GET HERE.” But you know that flaky brown stuff, what is it – CRADLE CAP that’s on top of your kids’ heads? And it gets darker in […]
f R r R i I d D a A y Y. OKAY. I might be doing motherhood wrong. Because listen to this. So, I’m a person who needs water by me all the time. It’s on my table next to my laptop, in my purse when I run errands, in the car when I […]
FR ID a Y. Let’s get into hair masks! You’re like, “Your face is a hair mask.” Guys, I’d never even heard of hair masks until like a month ago! A MONTH AGO. And I was trying to figure out why and then remembered I’m an old lady. Are you into hair masks? The only […]
Freaky Friday. Not really. Just Friday. Unless you think I’m freaky. On Friday. Then Freaky Friday. I think I’m ready for a house cleaner. Not like, a constant cleaner, always here. But someone to come in every other week to do the hardcore stuff. I think I’m ready. And you know what, I’m finding that […]
FR- two four six eight, who do we apprecia-IDAY. Hiiieeee! It’s been a while. And by a while I mean on this series. Not this week. I skipped last week. But not today. Because I was in L.A. Not today. But last week. Just on Friday. Because I was in L.A. You following? No? Good. […]
FRIPPITY FROO. FRIDDILY DOO. Guys I think I have to go to jury duty. JURY DUTY. That dreaded bright yellow card landed itself in my mailbox the other day, and the moment I saw my full name in all caps on the front, my heartbeat immediately fell through my butt. JURY DUTY. So I filled […]
Frah Deeeeeeeeedoooooder. UM, something happened. Something so big happened, and I’m coming undone at my ever-loving seams to tell someone. You. Anyone. Because I’m sick of talking to the voices in my head. So, it was the other night. Saturday night. And you know what, I don’t think there was even a full MOON or […]
