Going out to dinner tonight with some great friends! Going to enjoy good pizza, wine, laughs, merriment, CHRISTMAS CHEER. Sorry, that was too much. I’ll leave you with a picture of who will be missing out. Seriously, if I look at this picture too long I’ll cancel dinner plans. Night!
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrri forgot to start the dishwasher last night. Okay, I want to do something fun this morning. (well, fun to me, that is.) And this might require you to wake up that noggin of yours, but I swear it’s worth it! (well, worth it to me, that is.) But just give it a try! Let […]
Chances are, you probably have wild onion in your yard. Like, onion grass. Wild onion. Green onion. Know what I mean, Vern? And if you don’t, you’re still a good person. You can get some wild onion (or even chives!) at the farmer’s market and rock on with your bad self. A) I haven’t said […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrriddddeeeeee. Tea. TEA. Tea! I had no idea it meant anything besides a cozy hot drink. Do you want to know that I was this year’s old when I found out tea means gossip? And no, believe it or not, the lyrics in Anti-Hero didn’t tip me off. I just thought Taylor literally meant tea […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrurdurdurdaydaydeededoodoo. I don’t even know how to talk about this week. I don’t have words. To begin the week with a horrific tragedy that will haunt me every single day as I kiss the kids’ little foreheads as they walk to the side school door. I can’t talk about it. That’s not something I can […]
Faaaaaarrrrrraaaaaaaarrrdaaaaaaaar. Lavender Haze. (I warned you this would be the first thing we talked about. Don’t x out.) Also today’s Flotsam is p u r e unadulterated pop culture, nostalgia and makeup, so don’t expect the earth’s gravitational pull this morning. Or perhaps expect it more. Did you watch? Watch the video. Go watch it. […]
Fffffffffffffffflertserm. Uhhhhh what do you do with the teeth? You know what, let me back up. What do you do with all the children’s teeth in the night? Yeah, still sounding psycho. AS THE TOOTH FAIRY, what are we supposed to do all these nasty chiclet face bones that we’ve collected through the years? Give […]
You know like, pizza pie. Although this feels more appetizery to me, it is still pizza dough, and sinfully fall with all those delicate apples and creamy slices of brie. You are going to need to sit down for this. Heck, you might even lie down. Whatever you need to do. Let us peepeth. I’ve […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrffff? WELL, I was going to ask you all about puffer vests. I randomly deci- okay. It wasn’t random. It was sort of random, but let me tell you how I got there. Listen close because this is weird. I was scrolling IG earlier this week and I came across some Emmy winners’ interviews. And […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR r r r r r rrrr rr rr? Okay. I do this every year. But I mean it every year. September is next week and it’s officially blazer hunting season! Which is entirely differently from blazer season. I’m talking about the hunt. Just the hunt for one. Because I’ll never find one exactly right. […]
