OKAY, let’s talk about something real quick before you yell at me all off-with-her-head style. Also, look at that. ^^ I mean my gosh. Okay but first. AH KNOW that the word “bruschetta” actually refers to the garlicky grilled bread in which the chopped tomatoes rest upon. And there’s no actual bread in this risotto. […]
Because BLT + SHRIMP + SUB SANDWICHES = yuuuz. It’s like, the most perfect summer food. You know better than to argue this. BLTs are an absolute staple for us during the warmer months. Honestly though, I crave tomatoes all year round. I even BUY tomatoes year round (yeah I felt that collective gasp), even […]
Hi, I think I’ve posted this recipe before! Great. I’m not even going to look back through the archives and check, though. But it feels so familiar. It’s probably a weeeee bit different, so let’s pretend it’s brand new. Because it is! Brand new! I think. Okay I went back and looked. It’s a little […]
Another soup! Yes, it’s apparently soup week here at this internet website URL blog site web. And OKAY – this is another recipe that I shot (and snarfed) before the pandemic was declared and the world came to a halt. So what we’re going to do with this soup is stand back, look at the […]
Time to unleash our inner closet sorority girl! Is “inner closet” repetitively redundant? Eh, who’s to say. RANCH pizzas. I’m not even sorry about how much I love ranch dressing. And I’m not sure if sorority girls even like ranch dressing anymore. Do they? BACK IN MY DAY (said like the Grandpa Simpson) it was […]
Creamy and dreamy. Are you seeing this? I have 150 pages of left of The Great Alone and every time I make a food, eat a food, look at a food I think, “The Allbrights really would have liked this. Well, Cora and Leni would. ERNT can eat his own toenails.” What was I saying? […]
SLUUUUURP. Also known as, what I say every September when I post the first soup recipe. Even IF it’s going to reach 90 effin’ degrees today, I still count September as the official start to slurp season, so there, Mama Nay Nay. And it’s curry! We like curry, right? Of course we do. It’s curry. […]
I’ve never understood why it’s not firey. Fiery makes me say it like this – feary. But with an English accent. And a tiny troll on the r. Fearrry. And with the corners of my mouth turned down. And I’m wearing lace around my neck. And I’m holding a parasol. With fringe. Never mind. Let’s […]
JUST look at that crunch. Because yeah, we’re frying. (!) Flash frying. (!!) And I don’t think anyone can get upset about it. Unless you hate life. Beyond THAT plot twist, listen to what we’re doing with the shrimp. We’re marinating in buttermilk. Buttermilk! Remember my Buttermilk Cornish Game Hens from back in January? It’s […]
Also known as, my five-year old daughter’s advanced tongue’s favorite food. SHRIMP. Isn’t that so bizarre?! She loves it. Craves it. Asks for it. And I’m always like, “SHRIMP? REALLY? Don’t you want peanut butter and jelly or cheese and crackers or like, candy? Here, open your mouth and let me pour this sugar straight […]
