So glad we had that talk. Portland. Oh my gosh, Portland. That city won my heart. Won my eyes, ears, mouth and nose, too. #toddlermom I’m going to try to plow through these photos because I want to avoid you gnawing through your own jugular. Wait, can you even do that? I can’t get over […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF r i d .. a …. y? !!! . OH MY GOSH it has rained for two months straight. Not that I’m complaining! But every single step in the yard is some serious squish town. And when you add bare, wet baby feet with muddy dawg paws with a neutral sofa and freshly […]
FLOTSAMMMM. I mean FRIDAYYYY. Guess WHAT. I finally finished The Girl on the Train! That’s right, folks. Five hundred kazillion years after starting it, I’m done. And ommmmmgah. So fantastic. So brilliant. So Gone Girl. I have to say, and I’m not bragging (except that I’m completely bragging), I knew who it was all along. […]
Froo Froo Frah Frah Free Free Fri Fri DAY. Both of my babies have enormous gaps between their front two teeth. Will’s is slightly normal looking, but you could fly Air Force Once through Nat’s gap. Is this normal? Should we see a therapist? I mean a dentist? A couple of nights ago I went […]
MOVUHHOOD…IS WHAT BRINGS US…TOGEVUH…TODAY. Actually it’s because I don’t have any food to show you. I swear I’ll keep this as boringless as possible! I just have all these photos from the weekend that don’t really fit Flotsam, and I’m pretty sure our families are a wee bit sick of me sending 57 photos per […]
FAH. REEEEE. DERRRR. That would be FRIDAY in my head hole. So, I talk to my sister on the phone at least multiple times a day. It’s kind of our thing, to talk once in the morning about what we have planned for the day, any gossip to catch up on, and of course the […]
Presents!! I almost don’t want to call this a Mother’s Day gift guide, because I very much remember the excruciating era of my life when I wasn’t a mom. And wasn’t able to be a mom. And I very much remember that lingering ache in my stomach. I promise I’m not going to get all […]
fffffffffff R I D A Y. Please tell me you’ve already heard about the Full House revival? Best. Day. Ever. It’s even called Fuller House, haaa! I don’t know why that makes me giggle actually. Probably because I’m going to call it Fulllllerrreerrererrr House like a gigantic troll. What’s even better than the Full House […]
FRRRRRRRRR(trilling the tongue)IDAY. Wasn’t I amazing on Dr. Oz yesterday? ohhhhhhhhhhwaaaaaaaait. I wasn’t on it. DOH! So yeah, what a let down. BUT, the producer wrote and apologetically explained about an air date switcheroo, and would keep me informed. I have this feeling he’s going to come back all, “rrrrrrrright, about your segment. it was […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFruduh. You guys, I was nakedly dangled in death’s poisonous, foaming open jaw this week. Kind of. We got home Sunday night after a long anniv/Easter weekend, and I was totally fine. Sleepy like normal, but fine. Woke up Monday morning, feeling pretty okay. A little stressed about my work load, but okay. Theeeeen, right […]
