F R I D A YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAH! You will NEVER believe what I saw yesterday on my own front porch here in Kansas City, North America, USofA. NEVER. A w.h.i.te.c.o.c.k.r.o.a.c.h. An albino cockroach! First, I obviously screamed in terror. Then, I looked a little closer at it because hello, it looks like a cockroach dipped in […]
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAreedee. Look how weird Will’s foot looks in this photo. Like, what is that. It looks like his toes are eight inches long and way up on his foot. He’s like WOLVERINE! But on a foot. And a baby. And not knives. So it’s basically nothing like Wolverine at all. Never mind. So where are […]
FRIDAY. (!!!!!) (!!!!!) (!!!!!!) !!!!! !!!!!! (!!!!!) (<—-i’m sorry, what?) Can you guess which hand is mine? We don’t have to play this game if it makes you uncomfortable. We can move on. I will say though! We had book club this week at my friend’s brand spankin’ new swanky downtown apartment, and we discussed […]
f f f f f RID a y . I have good news! I’m not such a sissy anymore. It’s true, you […]
FRIDAY! FRIDAY? FRIDAY: FRIDAY; #FRIDAY. <FRIDAY> FRIDAY. Greetings from Arkansasandia! Doesn’t quite have the same ring, does it? We’re doing a little summer family-visiting vacay, hence the non-stop bathing suit photos on Insta. Speaking of, have you noticed people are just calling it Insta these days? It started off as Instagram, obviously. Then morphed to […]
FREE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE DEE. (<—no clue) Have you ever noticed that when you’re pouring olive oil from its packaged bottle to a label-less, clean bottle how unbelievably stressful that is? Do you know what I mean? It’s like, you CANNOT move during the pouring. You have to stand over a […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF r i d .. a …. y? !!! . OH MY GOSH it has rained for two months straight. Not that I’m complaining! But every single step in the yard is some serious squish town. And when you add bare, wet baby feet with muddy dawg paws with a neutral sofa and freshly […]
FLOTSAMMMM. I mean FRIDAYYYY. Guess WHAT. I finally finished The Girl on the Train! That’s right, folks. Five hundred kazillion years after starting it, I’m done. And ommmmmgah. So fantastic. So brilliant. So Gone Girl. I have to say, and I’m not bragging (except that I’m completely bragging), I knew who it was all along. […]
Froo Froo Frah Frah Free Free Fri Fri DAY. Both of my babies have enormous gaps between their front two teeth. Will’s is slightly normal looking, but you could fly Air Force Once through Nat’s gap. Is this normal? Should we see a therapist? I mean a dentist? A couple of nights ago I went […]
FAH. REEEEE. DERRRR. That would be FRIDAY in my head hole. So, I talk to my sister on the phone at least multiple times a day. It’s kind of our thing, to talk once in the morning about what we have planned for the day, any gossip to catch up on, and of course the […]
