I have a back-to-school lunch idea! For you, not them. See how I take care of you? (don’t answer that.) Now that you have a little more time on your hands (maybe? maybe not? let’s pretend you do), here’s a claaaaassic tuna melt that might get your pants all giddy. And we’re keeping it open-faced […]
FFFFFFrrrrrrrrrrrrar-dar. Everyone LOVES to talk about when their kids go back to school. Or when they don’t. Or when they get out. Or when they don’t. Have you noticed this? And listen, I’m not complaining, judging, or giving anyone a (well, maybe) hard time. It just cracks me up. Because I can guarantee you, without […]
More tomato biscuits! But this time they’re not scones. They’re cups. Cuppies. Cups. We’ll say cups. And they have crab in them. Imitation! Look, your reaction to the lobster lettuce cups made it clear to me that we all seem to be on this side of snooty booty camp, so we’re having some more, man. […]
This salad sounds like an oxymoron. Right?? Ha! Never mind. It’s a classic. It really is. The only thing I didn’t a little differently was to amp up my creamy dressing a bit. A ton of lemon juice + poppy seeds + Greek yogurt. I feel like you’re really going to be into this. Don’t […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrri d a y y y y y yy yy yy yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaah. Did anyone else here in this crowd realize that Scarlett O’Hara’s name isn’t just Scarlett O’Hara? Oh no. It’s not. No, hold up. Let me tell you guys what her entire name is. You will fall over. Hold on let me get it. […]
We all scream? We do indeed. And it’s no-churn which means this takes less than zero effort. Wahoo! (<–I never do that. Felt weird.) Remember back in 2018 when I made this No-Churn Rocky Road Ice Cream? Same thing, but with peaches. This one’s easier too, so get jazzed. La-heeeeet us peepeth. All (I think […]
August! It’s my birthday month so you’re obligated to read this post. (jk!) (I think.) Need some later-in-the-summer tunes? Because I have them. Oh do I have them. This month there’s no real theme, just some good vibey songs that hibernate in my heart, rumble around in splendor and govern my every move. But I’m […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFF aaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrederleedo. Okay, this is about to get ril gross, or you’re a completely normal person like me. Maybe. And it’s a poll, so saddle up. Do you separate your laundry? As in – do you separate your whites from your colors? OR do you separate your loads by people? (Bridget, I’m looking at you.) […]
Another summer side dish in our Summer Side Dish Series this summer of side dishes! (I can chill.) Took a brief hiatus last week for a little vacation (isn’t it obnoxious when people remind of you how you’re suppose to miss them?) but we’re back today, bruh! And I messed up this recipe. BECAUSE I […]
You’re either going to think I’m complete trash by the end of this post, or you’ll love meh with your entire blistered soul. We’re not going to talk about how everything costs one million dollars right now. It’s outrageously frustrating. So I say, when the times get stupid, we eat imitation lobster and love every […]
