I’d like to clarify that what you are about to see is not from an episode of the X-Files, but in fact actual food. Would you just look at that?! It’s mega creepy, isn’t it? I can’t tell you how dangerously yummy it is. Even if it looks like tarantulas baked on some puff pastries. […]
Do you make homemade popcorn? We make homemade popcorn. Let’s make homemade popcorn. But let’s make it cray! Just kidding, I don’t say cray. I say BAE, but not cray. Good heavens, never cray. I used to say cray, but not anymore. I noticed it would make my hair fall out, so I stopped saying […]
Pop! . . . goes the . . . popcorn? Time to ‘fess up. Do you buy microwave popcorn or do you make it from scratch? Be honeeeeest. Because if you say microwave I’ll totally high-five you. It’s dang good, isn’t it? All that powered extra-terrestrial butter madness? LU-HUVE it. But! You should totally start […]
Do you remember pimento cheese? Ohhh I’m just kidding! Of course you don’t. Not unless your birthday falls prior to Michael Jackson’s 1982 release of Thriller. You might cringe when you think of the tub o’ paste that your grandma used to serve to you in summertime sandwich form, but I’m here to say, there’s […]
I keep almost typing Oprah. Baked Oprah. These look crazy, I know I know I know. BUT (!!!) you’re going to freak out. This is quite possibly the easiest, most face-punchingly delicious way to eat okra ON THE PLAAANNNEETTTTTT. (said like baked Oprah) They’re baked! Aaaaand wait for it – not slimy. Not one bit. […]
And I mean cotton-pickin’ simple. It’s the end of summer. We ain’t got no time for riff raff. Ain’t got no time for willy nilly. Ain’t got no time for whip snip dipper dap snickery do loo. (I don’t have answers.) This is so simple it’s plain silly. But I like it! I like silly. […]
Total cop-out post . . . or brilliance. I’ll let you decide. But if it’s cop-out, don’t tell me, coo? I don’t know what it is lately, if I’m subconsciously preppin’ for the after-school snacks era, or if my little leeches love pizza and tortillas and cheese just as much as I do, but you […]
Do you even want to know how long it took me to figure out how to type those little accent thingies? Only like 5 seconds because I just copy and pasted it from the interflex. HA-BIGGIDY. Alrighty, this post is obviously way less about a recipe, and more about . . . A SWELL […]
J’eat your black-eyed peas yesterday? I sure hope you took ’em down like barbarians because I don’t even wanna know what happened come sunrise today. DANGER LURKS, YOU GUYS. It lurks. Now that we’re all getting back into the grind, finding our groove, getting back into the groove and finding our grind, I felt it […]
I want to tell you this was all about Superbowl planning, buuuuut it was just a Wednesday. Is it too early to even be thinking about Superbowl Sunday? It’s way too early, right? Waaay too early. Actually, let’s take a poll! (I almost typed pole. Ew. Let’s not take a pole, okay girls? Stay in […]
