fRiDaYRrIdAyfRiDaYFrIdAyfRiDaYFrIdAyfRiDaYFrIdAy. I want to get more into sauces in 2016. Like, pan sauces! The kind that you make right at the end of cooking a meal- add some sherry, some mustard, some loose hair (<–just kidding), and whisk her up until she be all glorious like. I feel like I hardly ever make pan sauces. […]
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f r i d a y . f i n a l l y . f r i d a y . f i n a l l y . f r i d a y . f i n a l l y. I need a new planner. I LOVE PLANNERS. And I need […]
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FA LA LA LA LAAAAA LA LA LA RIDAY. How do you keep your eyebrows from looking like you didn’t just escape prison? You guys, mine are such a trainwreck. I’ve always had a good shape to my eyebrows, but they’ve never been easy to work with as far as staying in place. You heard […]
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FRI (black) DAY. You guys, THE SAUERKRAUT. Wait, have I even talked about it on here? Surely I have. Have I? Oh my gosh, I don’t think I have. Have I? I’m suuure I have. Wait, have I? So, I made homemade sauerkraut for Thanksgiving yesterday, and I have to say: total success! I’ve been […]
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friday YADIRF friday YADIRF friday YADIRF friday YADIRF friday YADIRF. I had to double check that like thrice to make sure everything was spelled right. And of course nothing was. POLL: Do you use your bath mat strictly as a bath mat, OR an area rug? Meaning, do you drape it over the tub edge […]
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Friday. !!!!!! ……. !!!!!!!! . ! I’d like to openly and shamelessly admit something to the world right now. I may lose readers, but that’s okay. I may lose friends, but I just have to stand up for myself right now. I might even lose FAMILY, but this is a risk I’m willing to take. […]
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FWIDAY. WHAT BWINGS US. TUGEVAAA. TODAAAY. Look. I’m going to go ahead and address the tomato in the room. (name that show) I know it’s on everyone’s minds, I can sense it. But no one wants to be the one to ask the burning question. But I’ll ask. I’m not afraid. WHERE IS NEW GIRL? […]
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FRIDAY! And not only that- HALLOWEEN WEEKEEEND. (not even sorry to scream) I cannot deal with dry cleaning. Any tag that says “dry clean only,” I’m like PASS. Actually, remember Mitch Hedberg’s old bit about dry clean only? “This shirt is dry clean only. Which means . . . it’s dirty.” Hahahah! My life. I […]
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friday !!!!!!! Can we talk about garlic cloves for a second? Not like, the flavor or anything, but the actual clove size, and the b.s. morphing of shrivelment that occurs over a short amount of time. I always think about asking you about this when I’m IN the kitchen, frustrated as pathetic slivers of wimpy […]
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f R I D A y. I almost skipped Flotsam this week. My alarm went off this morning at booty:30 and I was like, really? Do I have to? I think I’ll stay in bed. I don’t really have anything to say. They wouldn’t even notice! But unfortunately my […]