I may never be the same. Matter of fact, I don’t want to ever be the same. After the discovery of HOMEMADE dulce de leche, I feel the time has come to finally lock myself in a cage with endless vats of this other-worldly nectarous syrup of the sweetened milk gods, and say goodbye forever. […]
It’s after Labor Day, so . . . DESSERT! Not that that has anything to do with anything, but we all know my logic and life skills. Annnnnnd, on top of that, it’s another Rewind Recipe! Meaning, I did not create this dessert recipe, therefore not putting you at danger for botulism or head lice. […]
WHY IS IT SO HOT OUTSIDEEEE. Sorry to scream. Please tell me Kansas City’s not the only town sitting on the face of the SUN. It is crazy brutal right now. Heat indexes of five thousand. Humidity of 3 billion percent. Ozone layer on the verge on quitting its job it’s so pissed off. It […]
Looooookie who baked! (hint: me) I am proud to say this is 100% my own baking creation. You know what a feat this is for me, n’est ce pas? MAJ. It’s nothing genius, but there’s a secret ingredient in this loaf that just gives it that OOMPH. Basically don’t look at the title of this […]
SHA-CAW-LAAAAAAAAWT. (Mom, that’s chocolate. I’m just 11 days postpartum and don’t know my face from my ankles. Which aren’t swollen anymore! BAM.) Welcome to the fourth and final installment of the Hershey’s Spreadable Chocolate Series! Not sure if you heard the word (which was never bird), but Hershey’s released a new line of Spreadable Chocolate […]
CHAWK-EEE-LAWWWT. (Mom, that was “chocolate.” I’m just saying it all hicky and sounding like a total boob in the process.) Welcome to installation part TROIS of the new Hershey’s Spreadable Chocolate Series! Not sure if you heard the word (nope, not bird), but Hershey’s recently released a new line of Spreadable Chocolate, and it has […]
Sho-Ko-LAAAAAT. (Mom, that was “chocolate.” I’m just saying it all Frenchy and sounding like a troll in the process.) Welcome to installation part deux of the new Hershey’s Spreadable Chocolate Series! If you hadn’t yet heard the word (which is still not bird), Hershey’s released a new line of spreadable chocolates, and I highly advise […]
This is a sponsored post from Hershey’s Chocolate, and the timing couldn’t be more brilliant because oh hi, I’m 847 weeks pregnant with 15 babies and funneling chocolate into my facial orifice by the mountain loads. Holla. I’m not sure if you’ve heard the word (which is not bird), but Hershey’s just released a new […]
I’m officially obsessed with looking at cloth diapers online. No, no. You’re right. This is a food blog, and there is a photo of buttery pecan cookies right below the word DIAPER. I’ll never learn. Yesterday on the books of the face variety, I asked you guys about your thoughts on cloth diapering with twins. […]
Just to clarify, there are no babies in this toasted coconut milkshake. Heeeeey, Aggiiiieeeeeerooooo! Guess what-eee-doooo. It’s a virtual baby sherrr fer yewwww! Oh that rhymed. I made you milkshakes. Because hi, don’t we preggrotons need like 12 billion grams of calcium a day? Aaaand they’re milkshakes. With toasted coconut. This is basically what pregnancy […]
