I’m still liking it! But – it’s not SLAYING me like I need it to. Maybe it’s because I’m still early in (like 9 episodes), and character development is still underway. But, I NEED MOREEEEAAAAAAA.
First of all, who the hay is this Vonda Shepard lady and why is she all over every single episode with her giant mouth? I’m sure she’s a nice person in real life. But they need to replace her (and that horrendous theme song) with someone else. Tell me she goes away!
I swear I’m in a good mood.
Billy’s still giving Ally the EYES. AND he even told her he misses her. “But I love my wife,” he said. BUT I LOVE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Promise I’m in a good mood.
I think my favorite character is Elaine. Matter of fact, I know she is. First of all, THE FACE BRA? Genius. And I need it. Seriously, when I run, my face goes up and down and up and down and up and down LIKE SHE SAID, and alllll I can think about is gravity. She’s totally right! That thing is going to be a crazy hit. Where can I buy one?
Also, I just like how lovingly condescending she is. Every word out of her mouth is a trash-talking insult disguised as a semi-believable kiss up. She’s like, a gossipy, moderately slutty baby panda. I love her.
See how much of a good mood I’m in?!
Is there a certain protocol to drinking matcha tea? Because I’m scared.
I have a big bag of matcha powder that I need to bust into, but I want to make sure I do it right. And yes it’s super trendy right now and yes we’ve talked about it before and yes I added it to my green juices a few times and showed you on Eclipse day but LISTEN.
I need more specifics. And I could ask Dr. Goog, but you have better hair.
Is it JUST the powder and hot water? Mixed together? Is it best to drink on an empty stomach or do I need food? Is it best after a run, or first thing in the morning with the birds? Or is it FOR the birds? (ha ha)
Is it dangerous to drink in the afternoon? It’s not caffeine, right? I know it has like, 17 kabillion times the horsepower than green tea, but I want to make sure I won’t be all all night.
Let’s do another quiz!
Remember last week’s quiz? Wasn’t that so fun? It was so fun.
This one is FILMS WITH FOOD IN THE TITLE. Ready?
1) A Clockwork ___
2) What’s Eating Gilbert ___
3) Duck ___
4) Fried Green ___
5) Rumble ___
6) ___ Little
7) ___ Express
8) Canadian ___
9) Cloudy with a Chance of ___
Aren’t these so fun!? They’re so fun.
One more thing about matcha.
If I were really going to get into matcha tea, do I haaaaaave to get that little bamboo whisk thingy?
Because I like the little whisk.
And I’ll get it if I need to.
Does it make a huge difference? The little whisk?
Because it is a cute little whisk.
Do I need the little whisk?
(just say yes.)
Besides obsessing over the old timey mixtape I made you!? Obviously.
We’re having one of those glorious weekends where we’re completely OPEN. I’m trying to take advantage of the slight slow-down in both of our schedules because it’s just unheard of. We may do some yard maintenance, hit up an apple orchard, take the gremlins to a park happy hour or a neighborhood jazz fest (“Nobody likes jazz that much.” <–name that show).
I also need a navy blazer for fall. Maybe need isn’t the word. I want a navy blazer for fall.
No no, need.
Need’s the word.