4th of July Round-Up Extravaganza of the Year and Century

AMERICUUUUH.

This round-up is actually extremely tiny and hilarious. And you mostly likely have your menu planned for today like a well-behaved, organized American citizen, but just in case you needed two more side options, four main entrée alternatives like burgers and fish, one drink option and seriously only one dessert option, Y’ALL I AM SEW HERE FOR YEW.

Oh my gosh this little round-up is so adorable it’s practically a cat video.

Side Dishes:

            Summer Garden Vegetable Pie                                    Grilled Peach Salad

Burgers and Fish:

                Grilled Asian Chicken Burgers                                 Grilled Cedar Plank Salmon

              Grilled Bourbon Bacon Burgers                                  Buffalo Turkey Burgers

 One Drink and One Dessert, HAHAHA:

Watermelon Spritzers with Lemon and Honey       Vanilla Bean Ice Cream with Honey and Almonds

OHHH, SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE, BY THE DAWWWN’S EARLY LIIIIGHT, WHAT SO PROUUU-like you didn’t see this coming-UUUDLY WE HAAAILED, AT THE TWILIII-are you annoyed yet?-GHT’S LAST GLEAMI-like, you wanna give me knuckle sandwich?-MG. WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STAAAA-all together!-RS, THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIII-okay.

Get all America’d!