FRRRRRRRRRRRReh. Frih. Deh. Okay, I need your help! (you’re like, girl I just woke up.) I WANT to say we’ve talked about this before, many ancient moons of blogging yesterlore ago. But let’s bring it back because I need a fresh coat on it. No pun intended. Once you know what we’re talking about. I […]
Fralemtime’s Fray! (just kidding don’t delete me from your life.) OKAY. (you’re like, oh no.) I want to ask you something serious, and I need to you mentally and emotionally prepare yourself for it. It’s a big ask. Your answer will violently stir and rumble your soul in a way you didn’t think possible. Here […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFrooloobooboo. Who came up with “selling like hotcakes?” And what exactly are hotcakes? Are we talking about pancakes here? Like a pancake breakfast? Like a Saturday morning pancake breakfast at the high school gym? I realize I could look this up, but you’re cuter. Well I’ve got some thoughts on this. (shocker, I know.) Why […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRi d a e i y e e h a. ! . Who even WROTE The Happy Birthday song? I guess I could look this up, but I prefer to be annoyed and not. This is the thing. That’s a hard song to sing. And who has the loaded responsibility of delivering and/or performing this […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRer her hoo hah. You know how we pronounce pajamas two different ways? And by we I mean, probably just Americans. I think. So like, pajamas. The jam being pronounced like jam. Like grape jam. Or a Grateful Dead jam sesh. Or those bad-to-the-bone culottes we wore in the ’80s with the neon shapes splashed […]
FARRRRREEEEEDOOOOO. Should I just go ahead and invest in the dang Stasher bags already? (jumpin’ right in.) I see them EVERYWHERE. ALL THE TIME. EVERYONE has them, and I must be like everyone, right? Just kidding. But! They look like fabulous little (exprawnsive) bags that I can’t stop day dreaming about. I have some cheaper […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRoh ho hooooooo! (didn’t work.) As if I can follow up with yesterday’s blog post. But I’ll try! Let’s see. What’s your favorite gum? Just kidding. Actually I’m not. What IS your favorite gum, now that I’m thinking about it? One of my favorite Family Guy scenes is when Peter puts a stick of Fruit […]
FFFFFFFFFFFra la la la laaaa la la la DAY. (<–did that even work?) I like a good gift guide. It’s not even the gifts that I’m so drawn to. It’s the collection. It’s the pretty arrangement of products on white backgrounds with a sophisticated font luring me in. I might only notice 5% of the […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i d a y d e e d o o. You know what I’ve never understood? (you’re like, “you mean besides every single thing ever?”) The phrase “dark circles under the eyes.” Now, I get “BAGS under the eyes”. Although I always imagine a leather weekender just hanging out on the under lid. Little […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRuh. Duh. I feel like there are two kinds of people in this world. (Yes I’m already creating humanity camps at 5:30am, it’s fine.) There are those people who: A) Crack an egg into a pan, letting the egg yolk plop onto the surface of the warming skillet, with the slimy whites slowly glopping into […]
