FRI YAY. !!! Just kidding – day. !!!! I just backspaced and took one of those exclamation points off, because THAT would make a difference in the obnoxiousness. OKAY. Muthus who birthed alien gremlins: (dudes be like, “sweet now […]
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F F F F F F R R R R R iday. Okay, I have to tell you about my dream last night. Wait, don’t go! I was on my flight to Europe, but it wasn’t my flight to Europe, you know? It was this upcoming trip combined with a girl trip to Cabo that […]
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Fridel ay hee Fridel ay hee Fridel ay HEE HOOOOOO. Quick poll! Wait, are you missing me telling you about my dreams? Thing is, I haven’t had really anything crazy vivid to report. However, last night I did dream that I was walking down the dark halls of a deserted mall to find an empty […]
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F R I D A Y !!!! Have you ever looked at the calendar on your Iphone? Okay, go bring it up real quick. Let’s say maybe you want to know what day of the week your birthday will land […]
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ffffff rrrrrrrrr IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII dd aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Y. I’ve been DYING to talk about Friday Night Lights with you, omg. And just to let you know, I promise to those who don’t watch it or who hated it or who hate life and all the goodness in it – I won’t turn this blog into a Friday […]
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FRRRRRIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. Have I ever told you the glue story? No, no, this isn’t a dream. It’s an actual true fact event in this life of mine. The glue story. No? Okay, this will be fun. It was 1996ish, and I was going to college in Abilene, TX for a teensy bit. My dear friend from […]
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F R I D A Y F O R E V E R T R U E L O V E L Y L A S T A T A F O R N O W. (<-ugh) I have to tell you my dream real quick! OH DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. Okay, so […]
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friday. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! friday. ??????????????? friday. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay so I have to tell you my dream before I forget. You know how some people record their dreams on little cassette players or whatever? I don’t do that. I tell you! You’re like, “Are you sure this is necessary?” So, AGAIN I was on some school campus, […]
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fridaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYadirf. I have to tell you my dream real quick before I forget. So, okay – Carrie Underwood was in it, and we were on some college campus, like, in New England or something. Okay first, do you remember Jessica McClure in the well? Baby Jessica in the well, back in 1987 in Midland, TX? […]