Eeeez mah beeeerrrthday!
And okay. I totally baked a chocolate pie and was so excited to share it with you today, buuuut yeaaaaaah. My meringue was more like ma-WRONG and my pie filling was more like puddin’. Which actually worked out because I found two small garden trowels in the garage, duct taped them to my wrists and pretty much got all Edward Shovel Hands on it.
So, I’m gonna take the day off to do fun bertnday things like yoga, a nice lunch, a long massage and a cozy dinner. But before I go, I have a very serious question to ask you. Something that could change the course of my 36th year of livage. Something that’s been brewing and burning so deeply in my soul, and I simply can’t hold it in any longer because of the weight it holds.
Which old hairstyle of mine should I bring back? You know you want to see me in a mullet. Just say it.