No, no. You’re at the right place.
(But that’s dessert…)
You’re right! And I made it.
(No…..)
Oh yes. This is my kind of dessert, tootsie. No baking required. A carafe of heavy cream and milk. Rice for days. Hints of nutmeg and little surprises of vanilla bean dots in your mouth.
(Is she for real?)
Oh, as far as the eye can see. That’s me out there with all the realness.
Okay, real quick. This is the only time I’ll ever get serious on this blog. You have no idea how much you guys mean to me. Your comments, your tweets, your emails, your peeking into my windows at night. You’ve made this thing come to life, and it’s because of your support and love each day that I continue to armpit fart all over your lives. And I cannot thank you enough.
Shutting up now before you barf up your breakfast. OH BUT I WANT A GROUP HUG.
Here’s my rice pudding step-by-step for you to peep, yo!
* p.s. I promise to NEVER say “yo” again.
* p.s.s. But I’m not ready to give up “totes” just yet though.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!




This sounds simply lovely! Great idea for the holidays
i’m new to your blog but what a way to start off! i love me some rice pudding and armpit farting…maybe not together, but you get it. this looks AH-mazing…please feed me some!
Love it. I love making rice pudding and I make it with coconut milk sometimes. Gonna check your recipe out…
Last time I had rice pudding was when my mother in law made it (which is usually delicious). We all took one bite and spit it out across the kitchen. She used salt instead of sugar by accident. I’m a little scarred from that experience..
My mom totally called rice pudding “poor man’s pudding” when we were growing up. Only it wasn’t rice pudding. She’d take leftover rice, add milk, warm it up and add sugar and cinnamon. We ate it right out of the pan. Nice. This looks so much better!
I just adore rice pudding. And I adore you…so glad you joined this little blog world. I kind of think you are fantastic. Okay, I reallly think you are fantastic. Merry Christmas, my dearie.
You had me at arm pit farts!!! Keep up the good work my lovely!
Yuuuum. I love rice pudding. Reminds me of my grandma! I love that you can see the vanilla beans in there, too.
Nice! Looks and sounds amazing! I knew you had dessert in you.
Can you say “comfort?” Love this, reminds me of a kid growing up how my mom would make this! Merry Christmas, Bev!
Fab! I bet it’d be killer with coconut milk, too
Merry Christmas Bev and keep the funnies coming! I get a kick out of you daily.
I’ve had a mad craving for rice pudding. I’m just going to go ahead and make this a call it breakfast. And probably lunch. Never give up totes. Its pretty much the shiz. “Legit” on the other hand kind of makes me stabby (complete with Psycho sound effects).
I love you and your armpit farts. Keep it coming!
looks delish! Happy holidays to you!
first of all, I love you. I don’t think I’ve never not smiled reading your blog. second, i JUST made a rice pudding [for the first time] and loved it! You know, you’re totally the cool girl on the block, right? yeah, you are. Merry Christmas my friend!! xx
Yo, I <3 rice pudding and vanilla beans. Wish I had some right now….
This is my kinda dessert too! Not just because it’s no bake, but also because I love rice pudding. I love the spices in this!
My husband loves rice pudding, and I’m sure he’d love me if I made this for him!
You can armpit fart on my life anytime!! {That sounds awkward…}