YES IT’S MORE PIZZA. You’re not . . . mad, are you? So guess what. I hate black licorice. (liquorice. lickurish? just kidding.) HATE IT. Heeeeeeeet.eeeeeeet. I’m pretty positive this is the food that Satan munches on for his afternoon snack. Well, that and murders’ souls. ANYWAY. Can’t stand black licorice. Bleck! Bleck! Bleck! H […]
It’s less a snack, and more . . . a means of survival. I MEAN, it’s brutally hot out there. Highs in the upper 90s with a heat index of STOP IT. And you’re probably like, “No way am I turning on the oven, girlfriend.” I know. I’ve got you covered. But let’s talk about […]
It was time. And guess what! This is totally going to be your new short-cut-go-to-James-Bond-voodoo-of-the-crafts pizza night. BECAUSE. Wait. Before we go any further, don’t paper cut me when you see that I used a pre-made pizza crust. It’s not even DOUGH, GUYS. Just the crust. Some nights call for this, so just love me […]
Bites, Nuggets, Bombs, Gobs, Blasts. You know. GUYS. The gremlins are about to be home, in my house, in my face, under my feet, in my way, in the air, for t w o w e e k s. (send wine.) So I made pizza rolls! For myself! Just kidding, for them. And myself. And […]
BUT LIKE, street tacos. Street steak tacos. Steak street tacos. You on board? In all my years of food blogging, this might be one of those times where I genuinely wish I could e-funnel just a tiny slice into your gaping-open mouth via some magical loophole in monitor portals. Because THIS PIZZA. I have no […]
(This post is definitely in partnership with Flatout Flatbread, but all ramblings and pizza inhalings are totally my own. We coo?) More pizza! And I’m not mad about it. Lately, Aaron and I have been more inspired to let the farmer’s markets dictate our grubbing. Listen now, I’m still a raging planner with a stupid […]
(This post is definitely in partnership with Flatout Flatbread. But all flatbread inhaling and ramblings are totally my own. We coo?) FLATBREAAAAAAAD. Remember how I used to say that a lot back in my early blogging days? Remember this? You’re like, “DUDE I HAD BLOCKED THAT.” Well I made you another one, and there’s nothing […]
Don’t you just love all those words back to back? And yes I was tempted to type “pea-zas” but I like having human friends. Can I tell you how much my kids like kale? And I’m seriously not trying to be that obnoxious show-off mom who’s like, “Ohhhh your kids don’t like kaaaale because miiiiine […]
Last recipe of the year! You bet your face it’s pizza. But it’s not normal. The pizza isn’t, I am. Wait. Also, look at that slaw! Let’s talk about this. There are two things that make this pizza straight magical. One – it’s slow cooker pulled pork tenderloin. With a packet of dried onion soup […]
I think Thursday begs for pizza. Actually, Fridays always make me crave pizza. Truth check: every day calls for pizza, but as a KID, we seemed to always get pizza on Fridays. At the Pizza Hut. In my neon green jams, a banana clip in my permed hair and Def Leppard blaring on the juke […]
