Friiiiiidee.dee.dee.dee.dee. That’s not an actual song, I’m just an extreme weirdo-tron. Okay so I’m just going to jump right in. Remember that video that was filmed at my house back in August? It’s live! I was hired to be a baker (hahaha) for Foodsaver. But let me warn you of a few things. (aka: my […]
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Friday Flotsam
Boo! You were scared. Admit it. Happy Halloween! I always feel like Halloween is the gateway to the holiday season. The entrance to madness-ville. The portal to crazy town. From here on out it’s full speed ahead! I’m terrified. Hold me? Quick story! The above photo, okay, so last Thursday night was the opening reception […]
That Time I Peed and Passed Out At the Dentist
Oh don’t act so surprised. Let me set the scene for you real quick. As if imagining me on the floor, lights out with urine soaking through my designer denim wasn’t enough. It was the summer of 2004. I had just moved to Kansas City a few months before, so as I began to settle […]
Friday Flotsam
So I’m a couple of flotsam days late. Will you flotsam forgive me? Isn’t it so cool that these tree and nature photos are the very first ones you’ve seen yet this fall? Or probably ever!? I don’t know how I do it. I will say, it’s absolutely insane in KC right now. The colors, […]
Snoopits: The Walls Edition
Ahhhh, welcome to the second edition of Snoopits! The series that allows me to pretend I’m cool enough for you to want to snoop around my crib. All the while realizing there will never be a world or lifetime in which I am cool enough to say the word crib. So what we have here […]
Friday Flotsam
FRAHDEEEE. I baked a cake! Not because it’s Friday. It was my dad’s birthday last week, so I took my fears by the horn (frosting?) and got after it. They popped through town (my parents, not the frosting) for a few days on their way to Branson. However, I suspiciously think they mainly came to […]
Friday Flotsam
I think I’m starting a new series! I’ve been playing around with these Friday posts for about three weeks now, and mama digs. Ohhh good, within five seconds I made the douchiest decision and spoke in third person. I’m not rightly sure it’s possible to recover from this, but I’ll give her a go. So […]
Burps, Blocks and a Winner
Natalie has a very important announcement she’d like to burp. We’ve got a mocc winner! Did that gross you out? I hope so. The lucky gal, Rachel, as commenter #356 said, “Ooh, I have had my eye on Willow & Fig moccs for my little boy! I think the Sequoia are perfect for everyday but […]
Winners are Delish. So Are Four-Legged Babies.
I think something’s wrong with my coffee this morning. Orrrr maybe I’ve just had too much. Or not enough? This is how lame Aaron and I are right now. We’re on this stupid no-sugar thing this month, minus the oops-I-totally-forgot-but-didn’t-and-made-a-spiced-pumpkin-loaf moment (two hours) I had a few days ago. To be fair, there’s actually more […]
Itching, Some Feet and a Black Tongue
FRIDAAAYYEEEEEEE. I don’t have much for ya right now, but I wanted to say what up (what up!), and to let you know about a little article I wrote for What To Expect. It’s about the transition from infant to baby. From ankle biter to circus performer. From sweet innocence to a bowl of the […]