How gross is it that I want to serenade this pizza? A little Bryan Adams? A little “Everything I Do, I Do It For You?” A little shoulder sway? A little lip licking? A little too far? I seriously remember when that song came out in 1991. Best moment of my life. I was maj […]
Oh gosh. Looks like a Tasmanian devil just whizzed through that mother, but it’s okay. I’m still a good person. Okay, so I read somewhere that the babies can hear me now. They can like, actually hear my voice. Through all that fluid, sac city, bubbles and goo, they can hear me. Yeah, I’m pretty […]
Alright, people. If it’s going to be this hot, we have to do something about it. We have to buck up. We have to hold our head high. We have to take charge. We have to stick it to the weatherman! And by this I mean, fill up your kiddie pool, put on your lei […]
