Party tiiiiime! Not really. Unless you count today at lunch party time. Or dinner tonight. Or anytime. Then yeah. Who else here digs purse food? Pocket food? Tucked-up-in-carb-canoes food? Same, girl. Same. I’ve actually got a couple other versions of this little stuffed crescent roll ditty. Remember the ones I made with my mom AGES […]
And just barely barely fried! But still a little fried. See how I love you? But dudes. Don’t even try to learnt me on if it’s Fish ‘N Chips, or Fish N’ Chips, or Fish ‘N’ Chips or Fish NSYNC Chips. I don’t get it. Never will. So Fish AND Chips it is. So glad […]
Have you ever seen anything you’d like to stick in your purse AND snuggle AND inhale simultaneously? Apple cups, you guys. Apple cuppies. With savory cheese and ham – yowza boo. The thing about this. . . . snack (?) . . . after-school treat (?) . . . fun fall picnic lunch (?). . […]
Bites, Nuggets, Bombs, Gobs, Blasts. You know. GUYS. The gremlins are about to be home, in my house, in my face, under my feet, in my way, in the air, for t w o w e e k s. (send wine.) So I made pizza rolls! For myself! Just kidding, for them. And myself. And […]
It’s still after school snack season, right? It totally is. I’ve been wanting to make something like these FOREEEVERRRR. (<–sandlot style) Little quick snack bars made with REAL BUTTER, honey, brown sugar, pinch of cinny, puffed rice, salty sunflower seeds, my entire face. Serious after school snack. They’re insano easy to pull together, too! Lemme […]
*This post is totally sponsored by The Quaker Oats Company. But of course, all complete honesty and opinions are my own, duders.* I’m about to make your kids absurdly happy. First of all, this is basically a jar of nourishment for breakfast. IN A DESSERT COSTUME. You guys, until now, I’d never realized that overnight […]
Weely weely excited about today, you guys. Too early in the morning for puns? I hope so. SO, in my make believe world, Catherine McCord and I are the bee of effs, and we spend long afternoons on an enormous wrap-around porch, discussing lip gloss, organic belly butters and ways to trick our kids into […]
Ohhhhhh good heavens. “What did she DO?” “I have absolutely no idea.” “I mean, what the donk IS that thing? Is that some sort of chip coating on the outside?” “I can’t see it. My eyeballs still hurt.” “Should we tell her her trash is showing?” “It won’t help.” I know. I know. BUT HARK. […]
