Ffffffrrrrrreeeeeee-deeeeeeeeeeee. Happy almost Balemtime’s Bay! Yessssss, yes, I’m that jerk who uses a B instead of a V. It’s something in my DNA, I dunno. Just flick me, already. What are your plans?! Will you fight the crowds and eat out? (ugh) Or will you stay home in your yoga pants with a bottle of […]
FREE. DEE. DOO. (that’s Friday. with a doo at the end. i’m gross.) Where to even start!? Oh – books and T.V. Duh. THANK YOU for all your interesting book suggestions last week! I’ve made a little file in my iphone notes with all the titles, like a total nerd, and plan on making my […]
Fraaaaaaiiiiiieeeeedaaaaaiiiiiieeeeee. (<—-?) Well, it’s over. Parenthood wrapped up their epic tear-inducing series with yet another epic tear-inducing finale. WARNING! SPOILERS! If you’ve not yet watched last night’s finale P-Hood, skip to the next paragraph! I don’t want haters. Ugh, that endiiiiiing. I need to go back and watch it 58,245 more times on Hulu. But […]
Fraaaaaahdaaaaaaah! We made it. We made it to Frahdah. Praise the Lahdah. We’ve had a good week ’round hur. On Tuesday I hosted a play date! As seen above. Those treats were soooo delish. Let me tell you about this biz. Farm fresh bread, goat cheese, honey, cherry tomatoes, parsley flakes, coarse salt. Das it. […]
Remember that old ’90s movie Friday? “My neck! My back! My neck and my back!” Haha. That’s all I had to say about that. I learned something very important this week. Something I feel every mom should explore with their children, at this crucial spongealicious stage. Knowing what I know now, after this discovery, changes […]
He came. He went. That sunbia conquered. And you’re totally creeped out. Tell me how your Christmas was! Was it wonderful? Horrible? Snowy? Hot? Stressful? Relaxing? Did you get everything on your wish list? Are you exhausted? Ready to do it again? Never want to think about the holidays for the rest of time? If […]
Last Friday until Kreeeeeezmuuuuus! Of course, like the psycho lunatic that I am, I’ve now decided to take the babies to IKEA today to just maaaake sure I’m done shopping. I mean, I’m done. I should stay home. But I need to make sure I’m morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably, and reliably- dead! […]
FAH-RAH-DAH. That’s “Friday” in Bev speak. I’d like to start this flotsam by showing you this lovely little Christmas village. How about, it’s made of CHEESE. You either just got extremely hungry, or extremely grossed out. I didn’t make this cheese village, no way. Lord knows I don’t have the patience for something this detailed. […]
DECEMBER THE FIFTH TWO THOUSAND FOURTEEN. How!? Howhowhowhow? So we have a Wimbley the Wonder Boy winner! But I’ll get to that in a second. I want to show you my awkward Santas that I wasn’t able to Snoopit due to my iphone pukey-duke. Which by the way, has since been fixed. Yay! But they […]
Greeeeetings from the Arkansas roa! – yes we’re still traveling. We’ve been to Mississippi. We slept in shacks. We played in cotton fields. We cooked a gigantor friendsgiving meal. We’ve been to Hot Springs, AR. We stuck our feet in actual hot springs. I screamed. We sneaked around old historic bathhouses. We crashed a local […]
