Friday Flotsam


Friday Flotsam

Did you like how I just threw in some hugs and kisses right there at the end? Or am I making you want to punch me in the shins, being too early in the morning for hugs and kisses? I can go back and take it out! Naw.

Lots and lots going on here. We’re in Arkansas right now, for a couple of reasons. First, yesterday was our 10th wedding anniversary! TEN YEARS. I can’t even count that high.

Just kidding.

Anyway, we took the babies to Eureka Springs to spend the night in a cozy little cottage right in the main hub of town. It was PERFECT. I wasn’t going to write a post on it, but it seriously deserves one. Everything (cute) is in walking distance. We had a hot tub in our teensy backyard oasis. A hot tub! When was the last time you were in a hot tub? Like, 1995 or something? We ate waaaanduful food, drank good wine, and got in the hot tub 15,274 times.

I need a hot tub.

Hot tub.

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Now we’re in Fayetteville for the long Easter weekend, seeing the whole fam and fran cre- OH MY GOSH it’s just now dawning on me that we’ve not taken the babes to see the Easter Bunny yet! I have to work this in today. I have to. I think it’s mandatory that we have a photo of this monstrosity in our IG feeds. Otherwise none of our Easter wishes will come true!

See how I’m looking after you?

Tell me your Easter plans/traditions. I’d love to know how you celebrate! We’re going to have little Easter egg hunt at church, I believe. Lots of tulip and daffodil frolicking. Eat something super eggalicous and cheesy peasy. Some champagne. You know the drill.

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I have a new article live on What To Expect! It’s all about that one time I took the babies to the park all by myself and OH HI NOT EVER AGAIN. Do you do park days with your kids alone? How? How? I’ll need major backup if I ever attempt this again. Horrible.

Total nightmare.

Migraines for life.

Stomach cramps for days.

Spontaneous gray hair combustion!

This is why Mommy drinks. (I need a t-shirt)

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Also, the other day Will pooped out a string. An entire string. And then Natalie pooped out a piece of paper. A string and some paper. What is happening to my life?

Oh don’t act so surprised that I just told you this.

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Okay, have a faaabulous Good Friday and an even faaaaabulouser (<–what?) Easter weekend! I’m going to call every single mall in America right now and track down THE BUNNY.

And probably scar the grems for life, but whatever.

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14 Responses to Friday Flotsam

  1. Laura (Blogging Over Thyme) April 3, 2015 at 7:27 am #
    HAHAH!!!! Can't help but laugh at the poop stories!! But I'm five, so what else is new?
  2. Mo (luckyrhino) April 3, 2015 at 8:25 am #
    Was it organic string and paper? If so, all good :-)
  3. Natalie April 3, 2015 at 8:50 am #
    Our family's Easter tradition includes a highly competitive adult Easter Egg hunt complete with money eggs, gift cards and booze. It's pretty intense... blood has been drawn on more than one occasion. We live in Fayetteville and just had boy/girl twins so I love reading your feed. Let's be friends? (ohmygosh so lame... just forget I said anything)
  4. Heather Christo April 3, 2015 at 12:03 pm #
    At lleast it wasn't a Lego or a crayon. I've experienced that. Happy anniversary!!!
  5. anonforthisya April 3, 2015 at 1:12 pm #
    I work at a daycare regulation agency, and I have heard of kids pooping out crazy things - best one was lots of little pink pebbles in the diaper! turns out, there was a play area with a garden near by that had little pink rocks as the ground cover. who eats rocks?! also, a friend had their dog poop out long strings from a chew toy. they had to pull them out after a while...gross.
  6. Emily @ Life on Food April 3, 2015 at 3:30 pm #
    I love that you just threw in that poop comment at the end. I had 5 outfit changes before noon today. Sometimes?!?!
  7. Stefanie - sarcastic cooking April 3, 2015 at 9:33 pm #
    Poop takes a woo woo! I'm my son pooped out pieces of papWe towel the other day. It's like when did this happen? How did I not see you consuming that much paper towel?
  8. Brian @ A Thought For Food April 3, 2015 at 9:53 pm #
    I want to eat those baby rolls! (note: I'm trying to forget about the above pooping stories)
  9. Christine April 4, 2015 at 11:13 am #
    Hahaha, your posts are the best!!!! Happy Easter!!
  10. Lily Lau April 6, 2015 at 6:14 pm #
    Need to check that article live, those little ones in the park! :D
  11. Mariah @ Mariah's Pleasing Plates April 8, 2015 at 7:29 pm #
    You kill me Bev! I totally feel ya on the taking the babies to the park nightmare!
  12. Madeleine April 8, 2015 at 7:50 pm #
    BEV WHAT CHIPS ARE THEY?! They look amaze! I've had them at a resturant before but havent been able to re-create them....
  13. Heather April 9, 2015 at 2:07 pm #
    Not stalking you, I swear, but I hope everything is okay. (Maybe it's my computer, but I don't think you've posted all week.) Miss your humor!
    • Bev Weidner April 9, 2015 at 3:05 pm #
      You're so sweet! I've been crazy sick this week. I'm loading tomorrow's Flotsam riiiight now. :)

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