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Friday Flotsam

snow kids / bev cooks

FRRRRRRRRRRRRi d a e i y e e h a. ! . Who even WROTE The Happy Birthday song? I guess I could look this up, but I prefer to be annoyed and not. This is the thing. That’s a hard song to sing. And who has the loaded responsibility of delivering and/or performing this […]

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fades roses

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRer her hoo hah. You know how we pronounce pajamas two different ways? And by we I mean, probably just Americans. I think. So like, pajamas. The jam being pronounced like jam. Like grape jam. Or a Grateful Dead jam sesh. Or those bad-to-the-bone culottes we wore in the ’80s with the neon shapes splashed […]

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feet and greenery - bev cooks

FARRRRREEEEEDOOOOO. Should I just go ahead and invest in the dang Stasher bags already? (jumpin’ right in.) I see them EVERYWHERE. ALL THE TIME. EVERYONE has them, and I must be like everyone, right? Just kidding. But! They look like fabulous little (exprawnsive) bags that I can’t stop day dreaming about. I have some cheaper […]

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drying oranges / bev cooks

FRRRRRRRRRRRoh ho hooooooo! (didn’t work.) As if I can follow up with yesterday’s blog post. But I’ll try! Let’s see. What’s your favorite gum? Just kidding. Actually I’m not. What IS your favorite gum, now that I’m thinking about it? One of my favorite Family Guy scenes is when Peter puts a stick of Fruit […]

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fox and pearl spread / bev cooks

FFFFFFFFFFFra la la la laaaa la la la DAY. (<–did that even work?) I like a good gift guide. It’s not even the gifts that I’m so drawn to. It’s the collection. It’s the pretty arrangement of products on white backgrounds with a sophisticated font luring me in. I might only notice 5% of the […]

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tile and shoes / bev cooks

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i d a y d e e d o o. You know what I’ve never understood? (you’re like, “you mean besides every single thing ever?”) The phrase “dark circles under the eyes.” Now, I get “BAGS under the eyes”. Although I always imagine a leather weekender just hanging out on the under lid. Little […]

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kids in leaves

FRRRRRRRRRRRuh. Duh. I feel like there are two kinds of people in this world. (Yes I’m already creating humanity camps at 5:30am, it’s fine.) There are those people who: A) Crack an egg into a pan, letting the egg yolk plop onto the surface of the warming skillet, with the slimy whites slowly glopping into […]

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feet in snow / bev cooks

FLIBBERTY BIBBERTY FOO. (that didn’t work at all.) I had no idea this thing (that I’m about to ask you) was such a thing until I randomly asked Insta-stories yesterday (you might have already seen it), and got such an enormous response (you have might already responded), so I’m bringing it here today because clearly […]

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snowy pumpkins / bev cooks

FRAAAAAHDAAAAAAAAH. Let’s get DARK for a second, shall we? You’re like, I’m out. I’ve debated on asking you this for w e e k s now, and I keep chickening out, because it might, I dunno, be triggery? But I keep coming back to it, and then I chicken out again because I feel like […]

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red tree

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF r i d y a a y. You are never going to guess where my earrings are. Wait. I should back up. Remember when we went camping? Right. So, the second morning I’d put my pretty hoop earrings (the ones I wear a l l t h e t i m e) on the […]

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