(This post is definitely in partnership with Flatout Flatbread. But all flatbread inhaling and ramblings are totally my own. We coo?) FLATBREAAAAAAAD. Remember how I used to say that a lot back in my early blogging days? Remember this? You’re like, “DUDE I HAD BLOCKED THAT.” Well I made you another one, and there’s nothing […]
Mmmmm Earth eating! (that sounded better in my head) First of all, it was McStormy-doo while I was shooting this recipe, so I opted for my phone to make things easier. So, if things seem slightly blurry, it’s definitely your eyes. Not my phone. It’s you. All you. Glad we got that out of the […]
This is going be so corny, you guys. OHHHHHHHH no I diiiii’int. Do you Mexican street your corn? Yes, Mexican streeting is a verb. Duh. I halfway Mexican streeted my corn over the weekend, then decided upon consumption that I must definitely full-on Mexican street my corn, and show it to you so that you […]
BRIE + ARTICHOKE HEARTS = NECESSARY ALL CAPSNESS. I know how you like being screamed at first thing in the morning. Listen! This dip, you guys. This DIP. We have to talk about it. Well, I’ll talk about it to you. I can’t see straight. Let me slow down. I hosted a little play date […]
I’d like to clarify that what you are about to see is not from an episode of the X-Files, but in fact actual food. Would you just look at that?! It’s mega creepy, isn’t it? I can’t tell you how dangerously yummy it is. Even if it looks like tarantulas baked on some puff pastries. […]
HEY, GIRL, HEY. So. New Year’s Eve is in like, five minutes, and we need to talk food! Are you cooking? Going out? Having a party? Staying in and safe under your bed? I haven’t had a lick of time to prep anything new, so I thought a simple roundup (roundup? round-up? round up? up […]
It’s vegetarian! I’m not sure why I got so excited just now. I guess because it’s vegetarian! And I hardly ever post vegetarian. And I always get emails, “Post something vegetarian! Post it! The vegetarian something thingy!” So here it is. Vegetarian! I’ll chill. Maybe. This recipe is SEWWW easy. Beyond beyond beyond. All it […]
JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLIN’, RING TING TINGLIN’ TOOOO. You guys, I have the cheesiest giveaway today. Hahahah! But seriously. It’s the holidays and me thinks you need some free cheese all up in yo’ face. So, I’ve partnered up with the sinfully delicious Montchevré goat cheese peeps (the cheese is delicious. not the […]
Do you make homemade popcorn? We make homemade popcorn. Let’s make homemade popcorn. But let’s make it cray! Just kidding, I don’t say cray. I say BAE, but not cray. Good heavens, never cray. I used to say cray, but not anymore. I noticed it would make my hair fall out, so I stopped saying […]
. . . with Parsley Pesto. (!!) I just didn’t have room for it in the title. But you’re hung on the Christmas bean part, aren’t you? Have you ever seen slash HEARD of Christmas lima beans? I’m sort of obsessed with enormous beans lately. Big, fat, type-A personality, take-control-of-the-situation beans, man. Beans that aren’t […]
