What would have been overheard in our living room at 5am this morning, from Aaron’s face.
“I still can’t get over the fact that she was a stripper before this.”
“Wow, and to think she has two kids already.”
“You know Prince William had to beg her to stay away from the scones, and she was like ‘nuh uh, dude.’ That’s why the ring won’t fit.”
“Did you know that 2 princesses have fallen off that balcony before? It’s true. I saw it.”
“I heard they got that carriage off ebay.”
Oh, to be married to Aaron.
Now, back to bed.