FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF r i d .. a …. y? !!! . OH MY GOSH it has rained for two months straight. Not that I’m complaining! But every single step in the yard is some serious squish town. And when you add bare, wet baby feet with muddy dawg paws with a neutral sofa and freshly […]
FLOTSAMMMM. I mean FRIDAYYYY. Guess WHAT. I finally finished The Girl on the Train! That’s right, folks. Five hundred kazillion years after starting it, I’m done. And ommmmmgah. So fantastic. So brilliant. So Gone Girl. I have to say, and I’m not bragging (except that I’m completely bragging), I knew who it was all along. […]
Froo Froo Frah Frah Free Free Fri Fri DAY. Both of my babies have enormous gaps between their front two teeth. Will’s is slightly normal looking, but you could fly Air Force Once through Nat’s gap. Is this normal? Should we see a therapist? I mean a dentist? A couple of nights ago I went […]
MOVUHHOOD…IS WHAT BRINGS US…TOGEVUH…TODAY. Actually it’s because I don’t have any food to show you. I swear I’ll keep this as boringless as possible! I just have all these photos from the weekend that don’t really fit Flotsam, and I’m pretty sure our families are a wee bit sick of me sending 57 photos per […]
FAH. REEEEE. DERRRR. That would be FRIDAY in my head hole. So, I talk to my sister on the phone at least multiple times a day. It’s kind of our thing, to talk once in the morning about what we have planned for the day, any gossip to catch up on, and of course the […]
fffffffffff R I D A Y. Please tell me you’ve already heard about the Full House revival? Best. Day. Ever. It’s even called Fuller House, haaa! I don’t know why that makes me giggle actually. Probably because I’m going to call it Fulllllerrreerrererrr House like a gigantic troll. What’s even better than the Full House […]
FRRRRRRRRR(trilling the tongue)IDAY. Wasn’t I amazing on Dr. Oz yesterday? ohhhhhhhhhhwaaaaaaaait. I wasn’t on it. DOH! So yeah, what a let down. BUT, the producer wrote and apologetically explained about an air date switcheroo, and would keep me informed. I have this feeling he’s going to come back all, “rrrrrrrright, about your segment. it was […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFruduh. You guys, I was nakedly dangled in death’s poisonous, foaming open jaw this week. Kind of. We got home Sunday night after a long anniv/Easter weekend, and I was totally fine. Sleepy like normal, but fine. Woke up Monday morning, feeling pretty okay. A little stressed about my work load, but okay. Theeeeen, right […]
FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYXOXOXO. Did you like how I just threw in some hugs and kisses right there at the end? Or am I making you want to punch me in the shins, being too early in the morning for hugs and kisses? I can go back and take it out! Naw. Lots and lots going on here. […]
Fridildy Fradildy Frudildy doo! I got lazy yesterday and didn’t post anything. Hold on, lazy’s not the word. More like, stretched too thin. Burning my candle stick at both ends. Taking on too much. OVER it, man. I blame my sunglasses. See, two weekends ago they decided to stay at my friend’s house while I […]
